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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Grrrr!!!



This is sick. I am so afraid to switch on the TV. Yes, he is executed and the chapter is over. Who wants to know the blow-by-blow account of the execution? Apparently people are curious and media outlets are more than happy to dish out.

One more thing – next time someone complains about how Palestinians were dancing on the streets after hearing 9/11 attack, I would remind them of dancing Americans and smiling reporters after Saddam’s execution!! Both are celebrations of death!!

And, FOX News has proved me right once again. Almost-convicted-liar Oliver North, disgraced former NY Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik and other hosts with saliva dripping from their mouth over Saddam’s execution video…!!!

Ok, enough – I can’t take this anymore…Where is my CD collection on classical music?
Peace.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Who do you blame?

I just got this in my email from a friend. Now who do you blame? You can't blame the fire service just yet, THE FIRE HAS NOT STARTED! Why are people going to fetch fuel just four days after hundreds died in a similar incident?

Its happening again! Just a few hours after the Abule Egba burst pipeline claimed hundreds of lives, there is another case of burst pipeline a few km away from the other incident. This time its at Ipaja. They are having a field day now as the place has not yet exploded. Some one please help!!! Now where is the fire service????

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

You can't cheat an honest man

This will make good reading of someone can get it through to Brian Ross...

I was reading through
ebay’s forum this morning and was especially attracted to ebay scams from Nigeria. On the Internet today, the word “Nigeria” is almost always attached to scams, when e-commerce is involved. And why not? There has been too many tales of people being cheated of their money or goods, by such scammers. According to Wikipedia,

These scams have come to be associated by the western media with Nigeria due to the massive proliferation of such confidence tricks from that country since the early 1990s, as well as the reputation of the country for corruption.

419 doesn’t make this better either. Stories of hidden riches looking for people to help bank them abroad are the bait, and gullible/greedy westerners are victims.

Well, back to ebay. The experiences I read this morning were quite insightful. Someone using the alias, rickjforbes, while giving advice, said something that striked me: “You can’t cheat an honest man“. I believe this and understand it this way. The scam popularly refered to as 419 is basically an “advance fee fraud” that is based on the greediness of the “victim”. It would take a very dishonest person to fall victim.
All the variants of 419 listed on Wikipedia are based on the greediness/gullibility of the willing victim.

  • Invitation to visit the country
  • Credit card use through IP Relay
  • Romance angle
  • Auction overpayment, fake check
  • Fake escrow
  • Western Union scam
  • Lottery scam
  • Classified advertisement scams
  • Escort scams
  • Black money scam
  • Rental scam
  • Bulldog puppy scam

There are so many indications that such attractive offers are scams. Huge sums of money are almost always involved. For example, you receive an email or text message that you have won $20,000 in a lottery. You are then asked to send $1,505 as administrative fees or something like that. Now, you would clearly know whether you staked lottery or not. If you didn’t stake any lottery, the only reason you would expect to get something for nothing, is dishonesty.

I am not holding fort for scammers and never will. My point here is simple: You can’t cheat an honest man (or woman :-) ).

When will we ever learn?

A small spark in an environment filled with volatile gases will cause a lot of deaths.


Oct 1998: At least 1,000 killed in Jesse, Delta State
Mar 2000: At least 50 killed in Abia State
Jul 2000: At least 300 killed in Warri
June 2003: At least 105 killed in Abia State
Sept 2004: At least 60 killed in Lagos
Dec 2004: At least 20 killed in Lagos
May 2006: At least 150 killed in Lagos

Now this: Pipeline blast in Lagos kills hundreds...

24 things we've learned from Nollywood

1. Every problem you have is spiritual.

2. In every romance movie, someone must die.

3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!

4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.

5. Poisoned food always tastes better.

6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' and give an offering of a relative or close friend, sleep with an 'arizto' or join a cult. One movie I watched, a guy gave his mother's heart. Very disgusting.

7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.

8. There is never an end to your suffering, except through death!

9. With a pastor ... all things are possible.

10. A movie can be titled anything... such as:

*The boy is mine,

* Face me, I face you

*Two rats,

*Spanner

*Calculator

*Igala

*Ijele

*Igodo

*Igudu

*Shigidi

11. A movie has not started if at least one actor or actress has not 'shelled' or twisted her lips and rolled her eyeballs.

12. You are in love... you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is...

*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while
feeding each other.

*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.

*Or the best: take her to buy some new clothes

13. Rita Dominic is the main character of every new movie. There's no escaping her these days, be it she's a great actress, she's hard to avoid.

14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!

15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and other times, once you read the title and see the poster you know it all!!! (Also the soundtrack gives you a headache because it just narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for suspense and intrigue!)

16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two
of the following actresses-

* Stella Damascus Aboderin

* Stephanie Okereke

* Genevieve Nnaji

* Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde

* Rita Dominic

17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in
real life.

18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year and even
in longer flashbacks.

19. It is permissible to wear dark shades at night!

20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs!

21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because... people
are deaf?

22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you won't be able to send your kids to school.

23. Your gateman must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a retard, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business.

24. My personal favorite- the bad guy either dies or gets caught by
none other than the police- LOL!!!!!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Many Sides of Yaradua by Mahmud Jega

Amidst the darkness shrouding our new "President to be", a friend forwarded this to me which I thought I ought to share....

Many sides of Yar’AduaBy Mahmud Jegammj...@yahoo.com

The fourth transformation in five decades of Nigerians’ understanding of the meaning of “Yar’adua” is in the offing. For many generations until the mid-1950s, Yar’adua was synonymous with the old Yar’aduwa quarters in Katsina town. But for 20 years from the mid-1950s, the name was most associated in Nigerians’ mind with Alhaji Musa Yar’adua, the Tafida and later Mutawallen Katsina, the powerful NPC chieftain who was Minister for Lagos Affairs in the First Republic. From 1976 until two weeks ago, most reference to Yar’adua in Nigerian politics and the news media referred to the late Major General Shehu Musa Yar’adua, Tafidan Katsina, Chief of Staff, Supreme Headquarters in 1976-79 and, more seriously, one of the greatest politicians to walk the Nigerian soil in 1988-97. Now, beginning from yesterday and for the foreseeable future, most references to Yar’adua would refer to Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar’adua, Mutawallen Katsina, Governor of Katsina State until May next year and, most probably, President of the Federal Republic afterwards.
In the wake of yesterday’s rather efficient conclusion of the PDP national convention and his victory over 11 other aspirants in the first ballot, many Nigerians are likely to see Alhaji Umaru Yar’adua as a stooge, who was picked out of the blues, very late in the day, and was railroaded to the nomination with a combination of EFCC threats and other hard tackling of his opponents and other party chieftains. The corollary to that is that, if and when he makes it to the presidency, Yar’adua is expected to reign while Obasanjo and his greedy cabal continue to rule.
That is many people’s fear, but for me, having reported on the politics of the Yar’aduas in the last 15 years, the reality could turn out to be very different from the appearance. Many people like to think of Umaru Yar’adua only as General Shehu Yar’adua’s taciturn, soft-spoken, low profile junior brother. Certainly, it is doubtful if Malam Umaru could have achieved so much prominence in politics if he was not the son of Mutawalle Musa and the brother of Tafida Shehu. However, anyone who thinks of Umaru as a passive, pampered passenger on the bull-dozing Yar’adua political train in the last 5 decades has got another thing coming.
In the late 1970s, when General Shehu, as Chief of Staff, was busy meddling in NPN affairs and [according to Alhaji Umaru Dikko] was negotiating to become Shagari’s Defence Minister, Alhaji Umaru was a die-hard PRP supporter in the old Kaduna State, and he built up a strong personal following of his own among zealous PRP cadres. I know this for sure, because in 1990-91, my editors at Citizen Magazine sent me to Katsina many times to report on the heated SDP gubernatorial primaries and the subsequent elections. Unknown to many people outside Katsina, there was a lot of tension within the state SDP, caused by General Shehu seeking the presidency while Alhaji Umaru was seeking the governorship. While the party’s elders were more keen on the General’s presidential aspiration, the younger, rank-and-file members were much more keen on Alhaji Umaru’s guber ambition. They said if one of them must give up, it was the General who should give up. Most of them were old PRP men who couched their position in ideological terms, but their most important reason must had been that a governor is nearer to them than a president would be.
Besides, they told many stories about Alhaji Umaru’s extreme dynamism in politics. Unlike the General, who mostly operated in smoke-filled board rooms, Alhaji Umaru was a tireless grassroots mobiliser in those days, who easily outpaced all his coterie of zealous campaign workers. I reported in Citizen that time a story I picked up about how Umaru led one 72-hour non-stop operation to visit every hamlet in one remote corner of Katsina State. At about 4 o’clock in the morning on the third day, according to the late Alhaji Ali Ruwa, with the campaigners near collapse, they pleaded with Umaru to end the tour because the only hamlet they had not visited had only a dozen people. But the SDP candidate said he must visit it, and he ploughed through the sand in the night, alone, while the rest of the team sat down to rest. He had not slacked a bit by 1998, when PDP was formed. That year, I reported in the New Nigerian Weekly about the gruesome one-month operation leading to the formation of the K-34 organisation. Some of the participants told stories of how Umaru Yar’adua led them to visit almost every important political figure in any locality throughout Katsina’s 34 local governments, thousands of people in all, often going for days without sleep. In the end, he put together the powerful K-34, which teamed up with Alhaji Lawal Kaita’s PDM to form the state PDP, and to overwhelm it. An interesting coincidence in this story was that it was General Aliyu Mohamed Gusau who, not long after Abacha died in 1998, told Alhaji Umaru to prepare to reclaim the gubernatorial mandate that he controversially lost to NRC’s Alhaji Saidu Barda in 1991. There is no doubt that Yar’adua, not Barda, won that election. Don’t forget that the election petitions tribunals in 1992 admitted that the vote tally was falsified in one local government, corrected it and lowered Saidu Barda’s winning figure to only a few thousand. The only reason why the whole result was not upturned was because when Umaru’s lawyer Chief G.O.K. Ajayi applied to contest the results of two more local governments, the panel said he did not so apply before the deadline.In any case, a year later, I personally overheard two Katsina NRC chieftains arguing about who claims the credit for rigging Barda into power. At issue was Governor Barda’s heavy political dependence in those days on Alhaji Wada Nas. So one of the NRC men said, “Barda listens to Wada Nas more than us because he thinks it was Wada who rigged the elections in Funtua and earned victory for him. What he does not understand is that we were the ones who actually did the rigging in Funtua, not Wada”.
Last week, Umaru Yar’adua made a statement during a campaign visit to Damaturu. He quoted the Qur’an and said, “Allah gives power to whom He wants at the time He wants”. It is a favourite phrase of his. In the course of an interview in 2001, when I asked him about the 1991 elections, Umaru Yar’adua said, “In 1994, my daughter was admitted to the University of Maiduguri, so I took her to Maiduguri and stayed overnight in Alhaji Maina Ma’aji Lawan’s house. [Maina won election as governor of Borno in 1991, on SDP’s platform, the same time that Umaru was defeated]. Something happened in the house that day that made me to wake up in the middle of the night and offer two raka’ats’ special prayer to Allah, to thank Him for not allowing me to win the election of 1991”. What was it that he saw, Alhaji Umaru refused to say. Someone should ask him again before he disappears into the State House.

When he finally became governor of Katsina in 1999, Umaru Yar’adua promptly introduced his rather severe sense of humility, simplicity and openness to the state’s governance. I know, because in 2002, he hosted us to a dinner at the Government House. We were served plain white rice with two pieces of meat, and I could not help thinking that the food in my own house was tastier than the governor’s food. The following day, when I interviewed him for two hours at his official residence, there was power failure. To my surprise, no standby generator was started, and both the governor and myself were sweating profusely as we did the interview. At one point, Alhaji Umaru was so drenched in sweat that an aide handed him a handkerchief.
I therefore seized the opportunity to ask him why he had no generator, why he was seen at the Friday mosque praying under a tree and not inside the mosque, near the Emir of Katsina, why his food was not tasty, and why he was seen driving a car and stopping by the roadside to buy a cigarette. Alhaji Umaru gazed at me closely, perhaps wondering if I was as foolish as I looked. Of course he knew me a bit, because in 1995, I was the editor of the Sentinel magazine when our publisher, General Shehu Yar’adua was arrested by Abacha. Umaru Yar’adua then took over overseeing the magazine for a few months, before it collapsed.
Anyway, he gave an answer that I reflected on for some time and which, when it was published, drew several remarks on the internet. He said, “You see, I have been praying under that tree for the last 18 years, and I am not about to change now just because I became the governor. As for the other things you mentioned, my concern is not really for myself, but for women and the children. I do not want them to get used to something, only to lose it some day. As for me, even if I wake up tomorrow and there are no cars or anything, I can adjust, but women and the children find it very difficult to adjust to such changes. This is what makes many public officers to steal money in order to be able to maintain such facilities for their wives and children when they are no more in office”.
He did many other things, such as forcing the state Finance Ministry to reveal its accounts on radio and television every month and to listen to public comments on it. In 1999, Umaru Yar’adua made public his declaration of assets; I remember he mentioned a house in Katsina and another in Kaduna that were both given to him by his senior brother.It was around that time, in August 1999, when we were part-time research assistants at the Shehu Yar’adua Centre, then based in Kaduna, that Malam Ibrahim Sheme told me the story of what happened when center’s director Jackie Farris gave him thecentre’s cheque book to take to Governor Yar’adua in Katsina with a request for him, as aco-signatory, to sign “two or three” blank cheques so we could be paid. It must had been traumatic for Alhaji Umaru, to be asked to sign blank cheques. He silently pushed away all the files on his desk, began to furiously sign the cheque leaves until he finished the whole book, then turned over the last leaf and said, “Is that all?” He then pushed the book back to Sheme. In Katsina in those days, Umaru Yar’adua also began the controversial policy of accumulating money in state government coffers before any contracts were awarded. For nearly a year into his rule, he did not initiate any projects, saying he must have the money in hand to pay first. Of course some people alleged that he was only accumulating the money so as to shore up Habib Bank’s reserves. When I interviewed him about this in 2002, he said it was because governments in Nigeria had greatly helped the spread of dishonesty in the society by not living up to their own obligations. He said if government signed a contract with a citizen, he did his own part of the bargain and government failed to pay him in time, it sent a very bad signal throughout the society for others to follow. Hence his resolve to award contracts only when he accumulates the money to pay. That is why, during this PDP campaign, I saw some Yar’adua ads saying KTSG has N6 billion in its coffers today.Still, when he finally started to embark on projects, he did some wonderful ones, especially in the educational sector. An NTI Kaduna review team that inspected educational facilities built in Katsina under Yar’adua flatly stated that they were amazed by what they saw and that it was the best in Northern Nigeria. That’s in one sector; I don’t know about any others. Yar’adua often has some down-to-earth explanations about projects he embarks on. In 2001, when he rebuilt one broken bridge without repairing the road that led to it, he said it was because all his predecessors said they could not repair that road because of the cost of doing the bridge. He therefore resolved, he said, to do the bridge, so that some future governor would have no excuse not to do the road!I am not sure that Alhaji Umaru Yar’adua has sustained the very high moral and ethicalstandards that he set for himself and for Katsina State nearly eight years ago. I have not been visiting or reporting from Katsina in recent years, and some of the stories coming out of there are not sweet. Let’s mention two. Many Katsinawa tell stories about some of the business moguls very close to Alhaji Umaru Yar’adua, and they are controversial, to say the least. He also got very negative publicity in recent weeks inthe manner he handled the state’s PDP governorship primaries. Yar’adua at firstsupported, then unceremoniously dumped Speaker Aminu Bello Masari, who is very similar to Alhaji Umaru in simplicity, humility and relative honesty. Was it an order from Obasanjo, as many people now allege?Anyway, when all is said and done, many Nigerians are not going to vote for Alhaji Umaru Yar’adua because of his own personal qualities and weaknesses, but according to their perception of whether he will be an Obasanjo front. Which is just as well, for when the Yorubas rose in unison and rejected Chief Obasanjo’s presidential aspiration in 1999, they did not do so because they thought the man had no qualities, but because Northerners selected him. Obasanjo did not turn out to be a Northern stooge. With luck, if Alhaji Umaru Yar’adua also makes it to the State House, he may not turn out to be an Obasanjo stooge.

European explorers or illegal immigrant? Choose 2006 AD




"Immigration is a phenomenon" colonel Ghaddafi. it's been since the evolution of species.Nature has played a significant role by aiding species to migrate in search of foodstuff,water and a habitable environment-supported by the food chain...
based on evolution theories that life began in Africa with the early occupants migrating to other parts of the world namely Asia and Europe.Back to the evolution studies it struck me that species migrated and sometimes they do return to there normal environment a time too many.
While Europeans discoverers and sailors where been sponsored by there state to explore and dominate the world from Australia,Amerika,Asia and covering Afrika.They where heroes in there days and in this present times.Which drew my attention to the Afrikan explorers with no names trying to discover Europe with there rikket boat,no navigation,no flag,no weapons and gun power on board.Still they are called illegal immigrants for exploring there world. Maybe they left too late many a times.
While Europe and Amerika are building trenches to keep explorers out of there territory. 5million illegal immigrants has settled in the US for the past five years in Europe a lesser figure. The 1st world citizens migrate at easy while they make it difficult for the 3rd world people.trenches will not solve immigration,but it might hinder it.
European union is expanding at a great speed meaning doors and borders will be opened to member states free for goods and people.When will the third world be included in the free trade and movement of people in the first world.A scheme could be set up to enable students,workers and others to be able to migrate with the availability to go back home and return with no barriers.Africans that do migrate fleeing wars,warlords and hungers should be giving a recognition if accepted in there country of destination.
The first world makes up to 40% of migration,China 20%,India10% and the rest divided among other nations.Immigration can be a lesser issue if proirity is been giving to it,instead of turning blind eyes to it. Immigration laws as been tightened in Europe and Amerika why they migrate at easy. The curses are far lesser than it's blessings,immigrants who migrate are ready to do odd jobs and chores not been occupied.Even flip burgers and do illegal jobs to own a daily bread.
Immigration should be accepted and made easy by implementing a standard.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Obasanjos profile


Net worth: Undeclared(stashed in various bank accounts) Source:farming Age:69 marital status:widower Hometown:Otta farm Education:war college

Rumoured to be very powerful in Nigeria and longest ruling president in Nigeria.Former prisoner at alagdon close and best friend to IBB.Future plans to rule Nigeria forever but he didn't succeed.

Said to love anything in skirt and loves corruption.With all he has looted he wished to end his career as a student.Lets hope he will not be probed in the future.Wanting to plant a friend as next president to minimise his chances of been investigated.Wil he return to his Otta farm or the classroom?

Helped by his best friend to jump bail and next to the seat of power.Later turned to worst we've ever had.He could be impeached very soon.Once born again but now stealing from Government and he's now on EFFCC list of most wanted.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Family

The earthly angels God gave us
People we Love, people we care for
they uphold us when we excel
but cover our shame when we fall,
They rejoice with us in time of Joy
and cry with us when we mourn

People who will be there when you need them
people to support you when you stumble
People we call brothers and sisters
people we are connected by blood
people that express unconditional love
People we sometimes ignore
people we provoke

Our family is not only our brothers and sisters
but those that truly love us for nothing in return
people who would never stab you in the back.
our friends and people we trust are a part of our family

The connective force between family members is nothing but LOVE
The Love expressed is the identification code of members
Our family is the first school we attended
the first playground we played on
As family members, it is our obligation to Love
and be Loved

28 Nigerians arrested for Drugs smugglng


On Sunday the Schiphol police and custom officials of the Hollands international airport has arrested 32 in connection to drugs smuggling.That's the largest amount ever on a plane,it's a record said the officials.28 Nigerians and the rest from Ghana,U.S.A and Liberia.All believed to detained at Schipol prison.

The drugs where found in there bodies and some in their baggage's,the substances where swallowed,which can only be detected by a scan.

It's was a joint operation said the authorities because It was a 100% control on the plane that's normally for planes coming from the South America countries.

The flight was from Casablanca and it's believed to be a new route for the gangs.

Also this week the Dutch police smashed a gang of eastern European gang which deals in drugs.The police recovered a pistol,7 kilos of hard drugs and €60,000 in contact cash in the building.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Why is IBB not in prison!


Why are we always voting criminals to office? Why are the ARMY generals and political criminals always ruling Nigeria? Why are we so gullible? Why do we sell our votes for a loaf of bread? Why is there hunger in NIGERIA? Why is there always gas scarcity? Why can't we fight for justice? Who killed Fela's motha,m.k.o,Abacha,Dele giwa to many to list, Why can't we reason? Nigerians why are we so religious? Is it because of our economy or unseen evil forces always trying to pulling us down.Why do we give all we have to our religious leaders? Why don't we start paying tax and we all can benefit from it instead of paying tithes?Why are the religious leaders living in Villa's and the worshippers in SHANTY TOWNS? Why do we always cast out evils? Do they really exist? I doubt!!!why don't we work harder and put our economy back on the rails? Why do embrace witchcraft instead of technology.If u are not rich why not work harder? Why is there no basic facilities in the country? Why do give titles to individuals? Why call some people OGA or MADAM? Why do we have low esteems? Why do we mishandle our children(flog)? Why must student be abused by their teachers? Why are we not developed? Why don't we've clean drinking water? Why are we so dependent on crude oil? why can't we industrialize our economy? Why is there no electricity? Why is the transportation so bad?If your business is not booming why not look for the cause? Instead seeing a bush doctor, If u're sick why not go visit a doctor.?Why do we always accuse our neigbhours of wicthcraft? why're we always jealous? Why do prefer the best in everything yet we don't have the resources!!!WHY don't we tell our leaders all to RESIGN,because they've failed us, Why is IBB not in PRISON? why must ATIKU succeed OBJ? Why is LAGOS so trashy? why do we have to import energy? why is the country not functioning? Why can't we change our mentality? OBJ has been around since THE BIAFRA ERA, Why can't we fight for a change? Why do always set a class(OGA)? Why do we've SLAVES in our homes(house GIRLS AND BOYS)? Why do kill each other in name of religion????Why can't OBJ be impeached? Why are there so many politicians not been investigated? Why don't divide NIGERIA? Why are there so many churches in LAGOS? Why where we colonized? Why did we sell our brothers to slavery? why do our leaders always stick to power? When is JESUS coming back? I need answers please .....

Monday, December 11, 2006

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies!!

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

Friday, December 8, 2006

Coup de'tat in Lagos.Bolggers arrested!

Fellow Naijas!!! We the armed blogger's of the Federal republic of Nigeria has taken over the seat of power at Aso rock. Controversial writer Bloggers will be arrested or advise to seek political refuge in Ghana-resistance by Internet cafes and yahoo boys will be crushed. Protesters will be arrested and be jailed.ADC airlines can resume there operations and Molue drivers are to be blamed for the last plane crash..All potholes in Lagos and Ajegunle will be filled. Check points will be abolished and bribe will be a thing of the past. All bus stops and area boys will be abolished. Kerosene price will be cheaper and smuggling will be dealt with.Computer village will be destroyed and any resistance will be dealt with by the air force,army and Naija delta militant. More jobs will be provided for the jobless men. Agejunle will developed and be deleted from the list of third world countries.Tinubu will be removed from office by the Area boys and girls. Nepa will be sold to Cameroon and Nigeria will be importing oil from Congo. Hold ups will be a thing of the past,NYSC will be fused will be police and crime rate will be reduced. Teachers and doctors will get an increase in their salary's. House rent will be increased.Sleeping under the bridge will be legal and rents will be collected annually. Nigerian economy will be privatised and the Talibans and Ijaw militant will be investors. All men will be circumcised and Churches will be paying tax. There will be minimum of one church in a street...You are warned to join lagos blog to post your thought andbe faithfull to the blog. Election will be held soon..ssssssssssssss.Radio switches off.

Just to unwind

Thursday, December 7, 2006

Should Nigeria be divided?

It was a big business when Afrika was occupied and colonised by the then western powers,the Queen of Engeland,all royal families in Europe,rich business men where all involved.The wealth was so enorm that the country was built on it. The wealth is still roaming in families and business....

The state of NIGERIA was founded for a selfish reason. It was almagated in 1914 solely to derive more raw materials and to generate customs duties for the benefit of Engeland by colonel Lugard!Nigeria was never a state dus and someday it will sieze to be.The failure of the state has been forseen by the then Governors and Administrators of the Lugardarian goverment.But Lugard saw a vaste amount of wealth and natural resources, Rubber,groundnut,timber and palm oil were shipped in millions of tons. The basic foundation of a successful state are Religion,ethnic and geographical settings, There has to be oneliness in a state or it will not stand. This are the rocks that Nigeria as a Nation lacks, We are not united as a state.All this has happened in the developed world and still to be developed.Western Europe,America,Asia, and still going on in Eastern Europe, Well Eriterea has succeed in breaking up form Ethiopia? Pakistan from India, Belguim from Holland and Taiwan is still on it, Ireland from Engeland, South korea form North korea, Spain from France, USA was also divided but was unified by the barrel of gun.Slovak rep form Czeh republic.Serbia from Montenegro republic. USSR splitted into 15 seperate states by the 1991 belavezha accords. United provinces of central America dissolved into 5 countries,namely El savador,Nicaragua,Costa Rica,Honduras and Guantamela after member states declared independence in 1841. Yugoslavia dissolved into 5 states in the nineties, Belguim is a two state (Vlaams and Belgie) adminsterd seperately but fused at the head as a state.The seperation of Nigeria is the beginning of the seperates states progress, The states could be administered and governed seperately or be unified via a central government, Igbos in BIAFRA.Hausa's ín the Fulaniland and the Yoruba's in the YORUBALAND.Minority ethnic clans will be governed and administered by it self and could be fused at the head as a state(practised in belguim).History will prove me right, At your service,

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Does the detribalised Nigerian exist?

Let me do an Ayo here:
1. Who or what is a 'detribalised Nigerian'?
2, Does he/she exist?
3. Is it possible?
4. Is it necessary?
5. What makes a Nigerian 'detribalised'?
6. Can a 'tribalist' be at the same time a 'nationalist' or are they a contradiction in terms?
7. Why for instance is a 'nationalist' some kind of hero, whereas a 'tribalist' is seen negatively, as in some kind of bigot?
8. Can anyone here claim to be 'detribalised'?
9. Can you even know whether or not you are 'tribalistic', or should it be for others to say?
10. Do you find you naturally take sides with your 'tribesman', even when he/she is talking absolute nonsense - against 'those people'?
11. What, if any, are the advantages of being 'tribalistic'?
12. Do you have a moral right to cry 'racism!' if you are a rabid 'tribalist' yourself?



Obasanjo is an example of a “de-tribalised” Nigerian. He hates poor people from every corner of the country.

A resounding majority of Nigerians are “de-tribalised”. It is just that the minority are noisier. With their noise, they elevate ethnicity beyond its proper level in the scale of importance. This takes ethnic sentiments and other primordial attitudes out of their real contexts.

Most people that are prejudiced are just mainly ignorant and chronically incapable of reason. As soon as you apply logic to the “arguments” of prejudiced folks, those arguments collapse like a pack of cards. Therefore to be a “tribalist” requires the suspension of logic.

It is not possible to be a “tribalist” and a “nationalist”, unless the nation is made up of just one ethnic group. A “nationalist” theoretically puts the interests of the nation at the top of the agenda, while a “tribalist’s” main concern is his ethnic group. Pushing the agenda of one ethnic group excludes others and therefore opens the person up to charges of discriminatory behaviour. By extension, to champion the cause of one group involves a sort of ideology which entertains notions of supremacy of the ethnic group over others. It calls for the rallying of folks from that group under one banner and thrives on creating the sort of divisions that stoke ethnic hatred. So people that cover themselves in this garb usually evolve into fascists and bigots.

Of course, I can claim to be “de-tribalised”. I never subscribe to notions that I cannot back up with logic. I am not an ethnic chauvinist, not particularly for any lofty reasons, but because it doesn’t make sense.

“Tribalism”, just like racism, is a pattern of behaviours and attitudes. Sometimes the perpetrator is aware that he is a bigot, sometimes the bigotry is unconscious and unwitting. In the latter category, people at the receiving end would be aware of this before the perpetrator.

“Tribalists” and racists are birds of the same ignorant feather. So a “tribalist” has no moral standing to condemn a racist.

It is also pertinent to note that some of the most “de-tribalised” Nigerians are members of the ruling elite. For them ethnic division is just an instrument for controlling the populace.


Monday, December 4, 2006

Ignorance is not bliss

The Homerton Hospital and several thousand homes in Hackney are suffering a serious power cut today.
It started in the early hours.
The hospital is relying on its emergency generator... their spokeswoman told us they desperatly need to get the power back on.


I find it interesting that as at the time of my writing, none of the main stream media (BBC or Sky) are talking about this little issue, a blackout in London, which has been on for the last 7 hours now. It was the first thing I heard on the radio when I woke up this morning (I am addicted to LBC 97.3), and it is from them I heard it.

Now, the objective of this post is not to laugh at the British about a power cut, which is a rare enough event around here, but to use this incident to point out one of the failings in Nigerian society.

According to the LBC reporter who is covering the issue, the utility company responsible have been working feverishly to ensure the return of power. On another front, they are preparing themselves for the barrage of lawsuits that would surely follow as a result of blackout. There will definitely be clamour for compensation as a result of lost business, emotional trauma, loss of heating, and a lot of other things associated with lack of electricity in the 21st century.

Compare this to Naija.

NEPA (PHCN nowadays) will off the switch, no one will cough. Even when someone does cough and goes to the nearest NEPA office to make a complaint (maybe after a week of no power), the kind of treatment he would get would be rude at best, and it may take NEPA officials another 3 weeks to come and even look at the problem. And that is if you are lucky. If you are not, the neighbourhood would have to raise funds to either bribe NEPA, or find a good electrician to 'tap' into another area's power supply. The result of that would be extra load on Area B's power, and both neighbourhoods will suffer.

When NEPA finally turn on the light, you hear great whoops of 'Up NEPA!'.

Wich kain lyf bi dis?

Nigerians are on the average (and that includes the 'educated' people) too ignorant (or too scared, or too selfish) to realise that electricity is our right! You can sue NEPA for not doing their job, just as you can sue someone for defrauding you. Giving you a power bill once a month when they don't provide satisfactory power is tantamount to fraud. All it would probably take is one successful lawsuit, and NEPA will sit up. Problem is that the length (and cost) of a lawsuit makes that option quite unpalatable.

The announcement just came over the radio, the lights are back on.

Sunday, December 3, 2006

Richest Nigerian


Prince Abakaliki Of Nigeria

Net Worth: $2.8 billion Source: Telecommunications Age: 37 Marital Status: Single Hometown: Lagos, Nigeria Education: Yaba College of Technology, B.S.
The first son of the late KING SANI ABAKALIKI, the former head of state of Nigeria; presently under protective custody as a political refugee. Despite his confinement and rumored physical and psychological torture, PRINCE ABAKALIKI does have a broadband Internet connection and keeps busy sending out countless e-mails to complete strangers who he hopes will cooperate with him in a mutual transaction. Specifically, PRINCE ABAKALIKI wants to get his hands on his share of his father's estate ($50.000.000 US DOLLARS) which has been deposited in a fund with an unnamed foreign security company. Once a trustworthy stranger has opened communications with PRINCE ABAKLIKI, he will send a LETTER OF AUTHORITY to them, so that they may clear the fund and invest the money for him. For their services, the lucky stranger will receive 30% of the $50.000.000 US DOLLARS. New member.

Christmas in Lagos


It's 5December and Santa Claus in coming to town and all the hustling and bustling of the of the festive season. I have to buy a gift for my girlfriend cos on that you exchange gifts and presents.It's a long tradition that Santa Claus comes from Spain to Holland/Vlaanderen and also U.S.A

White Christmas is always wanted cos it's so cosy when it's white at Christmas and you watch through the window too see it's snowing.And in Afrika it's hamattan which i like very much.It's makes dawn fogy and it's very cold you don't want to take your bath.
It's a folk that long long time ago a kind hearted man named Nicholas gives gifts to kids on his birth on the 5Th of December in the ancient Turkiye.After his death he was made a saint and the tradition began.
some I'll like to be in New york for the Xmas and new year and be part of the fiasco on time square.I don't really believe in Santa Claus but it gives a feeling of the festivity coming ahead.I've planned a New year eve party with two of my friends and they will be coming with their girlfriends.
The mean issue is to spend the night with my love ones around me and to reflect on the past year.I will make 2007 my year and work on my mistakes in 2006.

I'll be writing more about the festivy month and the coming new year.

Friday, December 1, 2006

Nigerian church


The rate that churches are been born in Nigeria is alarming,with a church or two on the same street.People has choosing to seek refuge in lord in face hardship,unemployment,unseen evil forces,witchcraf and economic failure.nairalandmarket is my our contribution to the economy,where you can place free adverts,cars,eletronics,gsm,cloths,general goods.The nigeria version of ebay.
Why can't we face our economic failure and work hard to fix our country,hard work is the root of success and not by sleeping nights at the church.Religion is a big business says BBC in Nigeria,with millions of worshippers and a lot of fortune and miracle seekers.
All i can say is that you can believe in what ever you want too but by giving all your money and time to going to church will not the situation.I have read books about millionaires and economist and they never mentioned religion.If you want to be financially liberated you've to work extra more.
I'm not against religion or what so ever.Look at the Europeans that brought us salvation they have deserted the religion.What makes us to be a church goer? When you fill you be oppressed by spiritual or physical forces.
Why do we believe some much in this nonsense spirituality that does not exist.
Nairalandmarket has come to offer solutions to joblessness and create market where you can sell ur goods and services.Nairalandmarket coming soon

Leaders of tomorrow


What are we doing to ensure that they have a bright future,tomorrow will surely come and the future looks blank.When i ever i see young kids on the news and around i get a feeling we're not doing enough.
Afrikan youths are exposed to difficulties growing up,as kid all they need is love and affection from there families.Child slavery should stop as i'm writing this blog.I read news online from BBc afrika and i gets to see pics of Afrikans kids with dreams.
The slum school won the picture award last year on BBC.I see future and determination in this kids.They've got no food,cloths,toys and other life neccesities and they are determined to be something in the future.Pilots,doctors,teachers,farmers and all profession you can imaging,they;ve dream't all about it.The future is around here and we've got to give them a chance to fullfil there dreams and ambitions.
why can't we change our mentality towards our youths and the young ones by preparing them for a better future.No more street kids,sexual explioted kids and stop child trafficking.
The youths are the leader of tomorrow


December1st 2006


World aids day? What does that means? it's a day hiv was first record in the united states.Exactly 25 years aids was discovered in the gay community in America.
Today it's eliminating the potentials manpowers in this fragile continent.I see BBc,cnn and all other world media's and all i see is disgusting and heart troubling.
40million people affected with aids and majority is from the third world country.I don't call Afrika third world but a continent undergoing difficult times.Afrika will be developed and powerfull someday,cos it's got the potentials,resources,manpower and Afrikan science and civilization will be explioted.