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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

140 million

Originally done by Chippla

For every French Person, there are two Nigerians

Eleven weeks ago, a colleague of mine asked me how many people there were in Nigeria. "No one knows," I replied to which everyone around laughed. "On a more serious note" I said, "estimates range from between 130 million to 150 million." "Wow," he said, "that's about twice the population of France." "O, yes. And not just that," I said, "it's still growing, and rapidly. And by the way, a census was conducted some months back, the results of which are being eagerly awaited."

About a year and a half ago, while working in the Nigerian capital city of Abuja, this blogger objected to the fact that the Nigerian government decided to leave out ethnicity and religious affiliation from a list of questions to be asked in a census that was (at that time) being planned. Statistics obtained on ethnic identity, it was argued, could go a long way in policy formulation vis-à-vis, providing better healthcare, understanding migration patterns, intermarriages, etc.

Good enough though, the Nigerian government stuck to its guns, despite opposition from certain quarters in the country. It left both religious affiliation and ethnicity out of the census questionnaire. And if the discussions in the Nigerian blogosphere (which is largely made up of middle to upper class, and well educated young men and women) over the census are anything to go by, Nigeria (unfortunately) currently sits on an ethnic keg, typified by deep mistrust amongst the various ethnic groups.

The Devil is in the Detail

In the third week of March 2006, people living in Nigeria (citizens and foreigners) were given a couple of days off to sit at home to be counted. The BBC reported that the perpetually busy and clogged streets of Lagos resonated with an eerie silence. The Nigerian Civil Liberties Organization deployed tens of thousands of monitors to oversee the 'government organized' census, according to the BBC, with about one million enumerators going around, counting people and collecting data on people's occupation, educational background, income, dwelling and access to clean water and electricity.

In early January 2007, the census results were released. The official population was put at 140,003,542 or 140 million for short (as obtained from the website of the Nigerian National Population Commission). Few appeared surprised by this. After all, it correlated quite well with previous estimates both by the Nigerian government and the Untied Nations. But the devil truly lay in the detail, for the moment the breakdown of the census figures was released, hell was let loose both in mainstream Nigerian media and in the blogosphere.

There happened to be two main bones of contention: (1) the fact that there were slightly more males than females in the country and (2) the fact that states in the North appeared more populated than those of the South, with the North having a higher overall population figure. Key was the fact that Lagos State (in the South) appeared to have a meager 9,013,534 people compared to Kano's (in the North) 9,383,682. This happened to be the second census in a row in which the population of Kano State ended up being higher than that of Lagos State, albeit by a small margin. What this blogger cannot do is provide any hard evidence whatsoever for or against these claims by the Nigerian Population Commission. But what he can do is provide a few thoughts, leaving you the reader to draw your own conclusions.

North and South

As a point of note, this blogger does not recognize the existence in Nigeria of a monolithic North and a monolithic South. Rather, he subscribes to three major zones in Nigeria: the North, the Middle Belt and the South. The South itself is deeply fragmented into a South West and a South East. In the eyes of most Nigerians, the Middle Belt is (unfortunately) seen as a part of the North. So, for the purpose of this discourse, and for it alone, we'll stick to the imaginary image of a monolithic North and a monolithic South.

Analysis: What Others Think

Just before the census, it was well known that several Nigerians traveled to their hometowns, against the advice of the Federal Government. In the opinion of Akin, a Nigerian-British blogger, there was likely greater mobility in the South than in the North. He writes:

"This can seriously skew the [census] numbers [of Lagos State] since non-indigenes probably make up the majority of the residents of Lagos State. There might be other reasons why the fertility rate and population demographic presents a higher figure in the North than in the South; however, exploring those ideas can be too subjective for appropriate discourse."
The blog Chxta's World, authored by a Nigerian, while rejecting the official census figure (its author believes that the real figure should have been close to 200 million people, given that several inhabitants weren't counted), poses a thought-provoking question to Nigerians who come from the South of the country:
"Suppose it is true that the North is really more populated than the South? Let's at least give it a thought. I think most of us are so prejudiced that once things do not agree with our expectations, we look for all sorts of ways to discredit them."
Chxta's World's author also personally attests to the fact that parts of Lagos State were emptied before the census, as their residents left for their hometowns, probably to boost the numbers there. It also poses loads of other arguments one of which is the fact that Lagos State is still much more densely populated than Kano State, going by the census figures.

The blog Just Thots By A Naijaman focuses on the higher population figure of Kano in comparison to Lagos, referring to the Kano figure as "wuruwuru," a Pidgin English word which could be translated as 'immense deception.' However, its author gets it all wrong when he states:
"Since 1991, Jigawa state has been carved out of the old Kano state…[which means that Kano State has had an]… amazing growth rate of 143.83% in less than 15 years."

Jigawa State was created on August, 27, 1991 (having been carved out of Kano State). The 1991 census was held for three days in November 1991—three months after Jigawa State was created—according to C. Haub, writing in the journal Population Today1. The annual growth rate for Kano State, according to the Nigerian National Population Commission is 3.3%, which is very consistent with the national average. Thus, the arguments presented by the author of Just Thots By A Naijaman on the population growth rate of Kano State are inaccurate.

Analysis: What this Blogger Thinks

To begin with, it must be stated that this blogger has no expertise whatsoever in demography. Thus, what is presented here are logical arguments based on data available and known facts. First of all, the argument that lots of people left Lagos before the census seems quite credible. Estimates for the population of Lagos State range from between 10 million and 15 million—the United Nations put the year 2000 population of Lagos at 13.4 million. Thus, the census likely underestimated the population of Lagos, not deliberately, but because hundreds of thousands, and possibly a couple of million people left the city to their hometowns.

With regard to Kano State, it is nothing short of preposterous for people (both in the mainstream media and blogosphere) to argue that it is a sparsely populated state, without providing any evidence other than ethnic sentiments. Population estimates—both by the Nigerian government and National Geographic—have consistently shown that the Kano axis is the most densely populated in the North of the country. Despite the fact that the census figures reveal a similar absolute population value for both Kano and Lagos, Kano State is still much less densely populated than Lagos and some states in the South East of Nigeria.

In the figure below, the population density is plotted for each of the 36 states in Nigeria and the Federal Capital Territory (popularly called Abuja) based on the 2006 census data. Population density is defined as the number of people per square kilometer. This blogger chooses to call it 'population perception' because it is what one perceives the population of a given place to be when on the ground.

Population Perception 2006 Nigerian Census

Observe that Lagos dwarfs every other state, with almost 2700 people per square kilometer. States of the South East come next (Anambra and Imo States having almost 900 and 800 people per square kilometer, respectively). Kano State has a population density the same as that of Rivers State—470 people per square kilometer. And to no one's surprise, the states of the North of Nigeria have the least population density with just 42 people per square kilometer in Taraba State and 88 people per square kilometer in Kebbi State.

While some people (both in the mainstream media and the blogosphere) have argued that the North of Nigeria cannot be more populated than the South, few have bothered to rationalize the population perception figure. It confirms that the North is sparsely populated, but due to its larger land area, it has a higher absolute population figure. While I am not arguing that the census figures are immaculately correct, I dare to say that they cannot be dismissed as utter rubbish.

From a pictorial point of view, the images below show what population density (population perception) would look like for a select number of states using computer-generated aerial images of settlements. Each house represents 20 people, and each plane, a square kilometer. Observe how the population perception increases tremendously from Taraba State to Lagos State using this pictorial representation.

Population Perception 2006 Nigerian Census: CG Aerial Image

The so-called North makes up 79% of Nigeria's landmass, 21% being considered South. And according to the 2006 population figure, the North accounts for 53.6% of all people in Nigeria, while the South accounts for 46.4%. If one plays around with the figures, one sees that the census results reveal that, on average, for every 10 people found per square kilometer in the North, there would be 33 such people in the South.

Analysis: The 1991 Census

Like the 2006 Nigerian census, the 1991 census was also controversial. That time around though, the population of Nigeria was much smaller than expected—88.9 million. Yet, the population densities (or population perception) of the states tally quite well with the results obtained from the 2006 census, when a uniform national growth rate is taken into account. The Federal Capital Territory (Abuja) experienced the greatest growth rate of any state between 1991 and 2006—9.3% according to the Nigerian National Population Commission. This can largely be explained by mass migration. At the time of the 1991 census, Abuja was still a giant construction project, a month away from being declared the official capital of Nigeria.

Population Perception 1991 Nigerian Census

Note that six additional states were created between 1991 (after the census) and 2006: Ebonyi, carved out of Enugu; Bayelsa, from Rivers; Ekiti, from Ondo; Zamfara, from Sokoto; Nassarawa, from Plateau and Gombe from Bauchi. Thus, the 1991 and 2006 figures can't simply be compared directly.

Conclusion

According to the Nigerian National Population Commission, the country's population is growing at an annual rate of 3.2%. The mainstream Nigerian media and the blogosphere have either largely overlooked this (save for a statement from the Nigerian president telling people that high population growth rates are detrimental to economic growth), or some have been so busy settling never-ending ethnic scores that they fail to see the disastrous consequence of such a growth rate.

All societies and nation states need to maintain a certain population growth rate (or at least keep their current population figures stable). In parts of Western Europe and in Japan, populations are (unfortunately) shrinking. Places like Germany and Italy will have noticeably fewer people half a century from now. In much of Africa though, population figures are rising.

While a growing population assures the older generation of the presence of young people to look after them and meet their needs, truth be told that Nigeria cannot afford a growth rate of 3.2% per annum. It is simply too high!

The blog Demography Matters puts this in clear perspective when it states that this shows:

"...clearly what an important problem continuing high fertility is. It is far from clear what is going to happen to Nigeria during the next few years, but one thing is sure, it won't be serious economic growth and development, however good the policy mix that is deployed (and the political instability that is almost inevitable makes good policy hard to expect). The preponderance of children will ensure that."

While Nigerians argue over whether Kano State does have more residents than Lagos State, they miss a vital and key issue: exceedingly high population growth, which literally wipes off the effect of any form of economic development. This is something all Nigerians need to think about and if the government is really serious about making life better for most people, it must fight not just corruption, but this unsustainable and potentially disastrous growth rate.

The shift from agrarian to manufacturing and service based societies should compel people (especially those in cities) to have fewer children. Agrarian societies of the past were largely dependent on the availability of manual labor. Thus, people needed to have as many kids as possible. Not in cities or towns of today, where people keep having lots of children, a large number of whom they cannot care for. At the current annual growth rate of 3.2%, Nigeria's population would double to 280 million in just 22 years time!

1 C. Haub, Nigerian Census Surprises Experts, Population Today, Volume 20, Issue 6, June 1992, Page 3.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Another mail from a scammer part 2

Beware of such mails.

An email i recieved from a wealthy family wanting to do business with me
With all that amount of wealth they possess all there generations will never have to work.

Which has lead me to ask some qusetions and i need amswers.
Why do they want to do business with me?
With all that amount of money your generations don't need to work again.
I need answers please. Take your time and read this letter from a scammer based in Ivoor Coast but uses a land phone based in Rwanda.


From;Madam Nary Mesah
Tel;00225 08006902.

My Dear,

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my Son Musa intend to establish in your country.Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in succeed sometimes in life.
I can confide on you for the brighter future of my children since you are a human being like me. There is this huge amount of Fifteen Million five hundred thousand united states dollars. ($15.500.000.00) which my late Husband kept for us with a Security Company here in Abidjan Cote D'ivoire before he was assasinated by unknown persons.Now I and my son Musa decided to invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough for security and political reasons.

We want you to help us claim and retrieve these fund from the Security company and transfer it into your personal account in your country for investment purposes in your country in these areas:
1). Telecommunication
2).The transport Industry
3). Five Star Hotel
4). Tourisem

If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to you 10% Of the total fund. You can call my son Musa for more explanation on this number: 00225 0800 6902.
I await your soonest response.

Respectfully yours,

Mrs Nary Mesah.PLEASE DO REPLY ME WITH THIS PRIVATE MAIL: narymesah@aklan.com

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Football mad...

An Argentinian teenager is suing a River Plate-supporting tattooist who inked a big penis on his back instead of the Boca Juniors logo he asked for. "I could not see what he was tattooing because he didn't have a mirror. I only saw it when I got home and showed it to my parents," sobbed the unfortunate young man.

Monday, January 22, 2007

When shall i see my home

Oh my home.Oh our home. When shall i see my home×2? I will never forget my home.It's sounds like a song but not in a go-slow in Naija,is like you are in diaspora and longing to see your home. This was a journey i took and i was not close to the borders yets...

Buses,okada men and molue drivers are the pilots,while conductors are co-pilots. while the police men and maja maja will be emigration officers... They will scan the airbus(molue) for country ban goods and illegal immigrants(one chance/armed robbers). As if that is not enough,you have to provide a valid travelling document(driving license) with a valid visa for every road block.

If your visa is not valid(bribe) they will delay your flight for another hour,while this issue is been resolved your visa fee has expired and you can apply for a new one. If you don't agree with the procedures,they might invite you to there emigration office(police station).At there office your application will be checked and results will be sudden,oga why you self no dey co-operate..

By this time your airbus(molue) is accumulating a parking fee at there office parking lot and your passengers are longing to see there home,with there access luggage on board and there will be fumings.

In the airbus (molue)there will be a range of class, market women,students,job seekers will be in second class and the well spoken and mannered are in business class. "Who are you talking to" yells a man in a tailored suit clutching a briefcase filled with fake document. Do you know who i am? Look at this useless man. Don't mind him he's nobody.

By this time the pilot(driver) has gotten clearance to to resume his flight. The passengers all exhausted and hungry will be longing for a hold up so they can buy some snacks from the road side stewards(hawkers),offering you the best food and valuable gadgets all tax free shopping on board...

Hey dem don steal my phone o, yells a man in the business class in a better voice. Who steal my phone if i no see me phone wahala go happen o. From the cockpit came a sound you are not allowed to have gsm on you on this flight because it can interfere with the navigation system.

Suddenly after the gsm issue has just been resolved we landed in a Vietcong's booby trap. It was an ambush and we where forced to break the journey.

There was a long silence and i could here a man chanting something in tongue. I thought we were been jacked till a heard a voice commanding everyone to get down. Get down before i count three,,,one,,two,teeree the airbus was deserted. I could hear screams, hey my luggage oh eh my Ghana must go. Jesu,jesus,jehovah,holy mother save me oh...Everyone called on is saviour but we where only in the hands of emigration officers(police men)

All they wanted was just a lift to the nearest bus stop
I nearly did it in my pants my legs were shaky
I am regretting this journey

I was not close to the borders yet neither was i on a BA flight to England. I know how they search Naijas this days and your documents are always spooky in there eyes. My encounter was even worse than a BA flight you have ever heard. Back to my flight home i hope to get home on time.

The congestion of Lagos traffic can be solved by implementing a policy of carpool ,time sharing and creation of other means of transportation.Lagos can have it's own tube,trams and train connections,also drainage system that will help solve it's traffic jams.
A new driving qualification for every car owner. Police will fine anyone that's break the driving rules and in case of bad driving licenses should be withdrawn.

There are no traffic boards or they are very few that has to be improved on. The driving standard should be improved and periodic checks should be carried out annually for used cars,new cars after four years..

The population of Lagos is alarming that it needs a better solution to his traffic problems,productive hours is lost daily in this hold ups. The police can't respond to a distress call and commuters spend more hours on the road than planed.

My next journey will be on camel.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Blacks are not attractive?







This is a subject that was been discussed on yahoo.Hope you will enjoy it.

It is often said that the victors are the ones who write history. Well what applies to history also applies to our collective sense of what is beautiful or fashionable. The refined noses, slender firm bodies, and ivory skin that you see ubiquitously appearing on all fashion magazines, that informs the population as to what is aesthetically pleasing, are images that are created by the rich and elite.
These rich and elite are at the stations in life that they are in because their white ancestry was successful over foreign nonwhite populations; both economically and militarily. Hence, they get to define the standards of what is acceptable and what is not. Naturally, it follows that they will formulate what we consider to be beautiful, after their own image. I will have to be honest with you.
Though I am cognizant of how they shape my opinions, I still can’t help but find white women, and women of Latin descent that conform to there physical ideal, to be the most attractive.
I don’t find black women attractive unless they are mixed and have Caucasian like bodies and facial features (i.e. Halley Berry). That goes to show you the power of the media. Posted by an anonymous

Naija man searching for his paradise.

A Naija man will always search for his paradise.Migrating till a finds a better place that suit him,a place he can adjust to easyly.Still writing about the top 10 things you must do,see or places you must see. I came up with an idea 10 places a Naija man must see,be or live. Here is a top 10 list i made up.

  1. Amsterdam
  2. Banjul
  3. Canada
  4. Eko
  5. Ireland
  6. London
  7. Madrid
  8. Mauritania
  9. Houston and
  10. Italo

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Freetown to Bo town

Thus far in the unit, we have focused on the movements of Africans from Africa to other parts of the world. However, the movements between Africa and the rest of the world do not occur in only one direction. At several periods in history, Africans and people of Africa descent have migrated back to Africa. In this activity, you will learn about the return to Africa and the founding of the African countries of Sierra Leone and Liberia.[Map: Colonial Africa] The "back-to-Africa" migrations that resulted in the formation of these two countries came from highly organized efforts in the Nineteenth century on the part of Africans in the diaspora to return to Africa.
Africans in the Americas and Europe continued to return to live in Africa in somewhat smaller numbers throughout the twentieth century. For example, there were a number of African American missionaries who moved to Africa. Moreover, when African countries became independent in the 1960s and 1970s a number of African Americans and Africans in Britain immigrated to these newly independent African countries. Ghana, which became independent in 1957, was one of the most popular destinations for Africans from the diaspora. For example, Professor W.E.B. Du Bois, a very important African American scholar and civil rights leader, was among those who immigrated to Ghana in 1958. He remained in Ghana until his death in 1963.
Most recently, when South Africa became independent in 1994 after a long period of struggle against Apartheid, people of African heritage in the United States, Canada, and the West Indies moved to South Africa.
After you have read the information included in this section of the module, please read and respond to the questions and complete the activities at the end of the activity.
I. Resettling in Africa: Sierra Leone [Map: Sierra Leone , Info on Sierra Leone]
As we learned in Activity 4, many American slaves and slaves from other parts of the world came to London in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries to find freedom. This group of blacks became the first to be resettled in Sierra Leone, a country in West Africa. Two main reasons explain why whites organized and financed the resettlement of blacks in Africa. First, the former slaves lived in poverty and were considered a social problem for the government. Second, a group of men who believed that slavery was wrong wanted to help create a free, black community in Africa.
An English botanist (a scientist who studies plants) had been to visit Sierra Leone to study its plant life, and sent back reports about the country to the English government. The reports said that the country would be good for farming, so the government decided that it should repatriate (return to the place of their birth) the former slaves to this country. Four hundred and eleven immigrants left England in February 1787 and arrived in Sierra Leone on May 14, 1787.
Sierra Leone, consequently, has a unique history. Most of Africa's 54 countries were colonies of European nation-states from the late 19th Century. Sierra Leone became a colony of Britain nearly 100 years earlier in the late 18th Century. This means that Sierra Leone became a colony of Britain just after the thirteen American colonies gained their independencefrom Britain.
Sierra Leone was also different in another way from other African colonies. Britain formed the colony to be a home for freed slaves from North America. The first freed slaves returned to Africa from Canada in 1787. In 1808, the British government outlawed the slave trade. In aneffort to stop the Atlantic slave trade, the British navy intercepted slave ships from Africa which were heading across the Atlantic Ocean to the Americas. The slaves freed from these ships were taken to Sierra Leone. Tens of thousands of freed slaves captured from slaveships or groups who returned from North America (many coming from the West Indies), settled in Sierra Leone during the 19th Century. Only one other African country was founded by freed slaves from the Americas, Liberia, a name taken from the word liberty, Sierra Leone's neighbor to the south.
If you have seen the movie Amistad, you may remember that at the end of the movie the slaves freed from the ship Amistad were sent to Sierra Leone.
Based on this information we can see why the capital city of this colony was called Freetown.
For most of the 19th Century, the colony of Sierra Leone was limited to the area along the coast and nearby hinterland. Hinterland refers to an area to the interior of the coast. Since the freed slaves came from many different parts of West Africa, North America and the WestIndies, they spoke different languages. In Sierra Leone, these settlers developed a new language based primarily on English but with many words and phrases from African languages. This language is called Krio. By the end of the 19th Century, the descendants of the freedslaves became known as the Creole community.
Although the freed slaves who settled in Sierra Leone played an important role in the history of the country, most Sierra Leoneans are descendants of ethnic groups that have lived there for hundreds of years. Long term inhabitants of a given area are called indigenous people. Native Americans are the indigenous population of the United States; the main indigenous ethnic groups in Sierra Leone are the Mende and the Temne. Both of these ethnic groups spread across the boundaries of Sierra Leone into neighboring Guinea and Liberia.
As you can imagine, relationships between the new immigrants from North America and the West Indies and the local Temne peoples, who lived in the coastal regions near Freetown, were not always good. They were educated and Christians and felt that they had an obligation to covert and "civilize" the indigenous peoples. The Temne, not surprisingly resisted efforts by the returning Africans to take control of the coastal areas that had belonged to them for many years.
Towards the end of the 19th Century, two important changes took place in Sierra Leone. First, British businesses and the British government became interested in expanding their control into the interior of the colony. Secondly, as a result of this expansion, many Temne and Mande peoples from the interior moved to Freetown and the coastal region.
British business companies were interested in taking advantage of agricultural and mineral resources offered by Sierra Leone. In the early part of the 20th Century, colonial officials encouraged the production of palm oil, cocoa beans (chocolate) and coffee. In the 1930s, diamonds mines were opened. Later bauxite (mineral from which aluminum is made) and rutile (gemstone) were found in deposits large enough to be mined. These raw materials became the basis of Sierra Leone's export economy. However, the vast majority of the people made theirliving as small scale farmers, growing rice, casava, and groundnuts (peanuts).
In the first century of colonial rule, the British allowed the Creole (freed-slave) community to participate in the administration of the colony. However, by the beginning of the 20th Century, as they expanded colonial rule into the interior, the British reduced political participation by Sierra Leoneans. The British colonialists, as they did elsewhere in West Africa, instituted a system of indirect rule. [See Module Seven B African History and Module Ten: African Politics] In this system, the colonialists appointed local chiefs and headmen to help them govern. While this system helped traditional rulers to maintain some of their power, it did not allow for the majority of Sierra Leoneans to participate in governing their own communities orcountry.
During the time of colonial rule, Christian mission societies began to build schools. Through these efforts, and with some support from the colonial government, a system of elementary and secondary schools was built in Sierra Leone. At independence in 1961, approximately onethird of the population was literate, could read and write in either English, Mende or Temne. These efforts were complimented by Islamic schools, which taught students to read the Q'uran (Moslem holy book) in Arabic. In spite of the low levels of school attendance, Sierra Leonehas a proud history of higher education. In 1827, Fourah Bay College was founded by the Church Missionary Society. This college was the first English-media college in all of West Africa. Indeed, for almost 100 years it was the only college in British governed West Africa which offered degrees. Students came to study at Fourah Bay from as far away as Nigeria and Ghana. On April 27, 1961, Sierra Leone gained its political independence after nearly 160 years of British rule. All of Sierra Leone's neighbors in West Africa also gained their political independence from either Britain or France between 1957 and 1962.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

My Sex Post

This is my own response to the furore created over Overwhelmed Naija Babe's post. I'm doing this simply because I hate the hypocrisy that has trailed the original. To the people she tagged (those on her blogroll), I think you are all fucking cowards. You all visit her blog for fun, you all voted her in Taurean Minx's awards, and y'all are now leaving her to bear the brunt of religious nuts alone? Show her some support in real terms. Do the shyte.

1.) How old were you the first time? 17

2.) Name of your first? Ebo

3.) Good or Bad? Bad. Due to my inexperience, she made me feel like a wimp, and laughed at me a lot after that. Didn't go near another woman for a year after that.

4.) Name of the worst and why? Refer to previous response

5.) Name of the best and why? A girl known as Vivian. Whoever trained her did an excellent job.

6.) Weirdest place you ever had sex? Upstairs lecture theatre, Faculty of Social Sciences UNIBEN.

7.) Favourite Position: Missionary. I'm pretty conservative.

8.) Ever fake an orgasm? How? I'm a guy.

9.) Would you admit it if the person asked? Refer to above

10.) Favourite time of day to have sex? Conservative. Night time.

11.) Most times you have had sex in one day? There was this crazy girl I went out with in my UNIBEN days. There was a time she came over to visit. To make a foolish story short, I missed lectures for 2 days. Amebo people, I can't give her name. She's married now. Can' be held liable for someone else's divorce. I'm already heading for trouble on the ground of this post...

12.) Same person? Yes.

13.) Ever fantasize about someone other than the one you’re with? Yes. I was once in an embarrassing situation. Myself and U went on a date, and a girl I had a minor fantasy about came around. U caught me ogling her.

14.) Restrictions during sex? If I ever get back to this rather unfamiliar terrain of discussion, we might talk about that.

15.) Accessories? Au 2πr

16.) What? What?

17.) Done it in the rain? Shower


18.) Done it in a car? No

19.) Had a Threesome? No…. not interested


20.) Want to have sex now? No.

Tag all who read this. We have to show people that you can't impose your ideas on anyone. Convince them, yes. Impose? Never!

Friday, January 12, 2007

Top 100

As Nigerians we need to learn to look beyond oil and gas. Notice that of the top 100 paying companies in the world, not one is an oil and gas firm...

The list...

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

10 things a Naija must do before death

Walking in book store today,i say a book with things you must doe before you die. After interpreting does things i came with 10 things a Naija must do before they die...

  1. Write a blog
  2. Live in Lagos
  3. Scam a mugu
  4. Ride a flashy car
  5. Live in the western world
  6. Build a house in your village
  7. Throw a larvish party at 50
  8. Be born again before it's too late
  9. Father enough children as you can
  10. Be corrupt as you where before you go into politics

Monday, January 8, 2007

Europeans not christains anymore!

It is often said that the victors are the ones who will always write history. Well what applies to history will also applies to our collective sense of what is good or bad!Is the church dead? Probably when you will be reading this the church service will be over. Following news around the world it's seems the church is old fashioned. Churches and religious houses are been sold to business men for financial reasons in Europe.The churches deserted and neglected now night clubs,hotels,museums and sex attraction centers in Europe. As the former church goers are now too old or weak to occupy there ones shinning benches, In America homosexuality is tearing the church apart talk less of the congress! Churches are been divided and Bush locked in jihad (holy war) with the Muslims in the name of terrorism. Slavery that drove the African Americans into accepting Christianity was purported to divert there thoughts away from the devils that possessed them(colonial masters).Slavery,looting,raping in one hand and Christianity in the other.Back to Europe, Churches are now multifunctional also serves as grave yards and ceremonial venues for the elites and monarchs.The prayer clocks still louds but not been listened to! Sunday's are now shopping days with malls,attraction centers and markets filled with lots of people. Do they forget is Sunday? No, They've broken are from the God-in Dutch it's called "van god los" and they condemn Muslims for not doing same! Headscarf's are been banned and circumcision are been condemned! The practice of Homosexual is embraced and encourage. They call Muslims terrorist and result to the provocation of Islam while they brainwashed Africans and sniffed life out of it in the name of the lord. Back to Africa we where forced to accept Christianity,Islam,Judaism and all other artificial religions! Religion to me,goes with a race and it should not be exported or coaxed on other weaker cultures.The same churches that are exporting Christianity to China and other parts of Africa are been funded by the churches in Africa mostly, Churches in Africa are now miracle centers,they deliver you from unseen evils and economic failures most especially in Nigeria. Everyone is a man of God and the African roots are been discarded with scorns.African names and traditions are been lost, Pastors now fly commercial jets and cruise around in 4wheel drives drives.Church's are now personal properties and hereditary is allowed. Pastors are now been flown in from overseas for miracle seminars and the sheep's flock to see them.Expecting to delivered from there burdens and black forces always trying to pulling them down. Where this pastors from people barely don't know them but beceause they are white we tendend to like them, There are positive sides to it as well.What happened to our ancestors that where not coaxed to accept foreign religion and names? Are they in hell? I guess you won't fall for that. In the name of Christianity and quest for raw materials for there industry generations where been destroyed.You hear this in Nigeria if someone dies of malaria they say "na god give na hem dey take back". The mortality rate at birth between Africa and a developed world is big. Why is it so? Is religion or science the cause? We'got to figure things out ourselves and rediscover our selves, Too many examples to mention. Why don't we speak our or write with our mothers tongue? Why is an African religion not been accepted and recognised, Are we not holy? No western country teaches African language at there schools, Yet we embrace there culture,language,name and religion as been superior.Back to the Vatican city, why do Africans invite spiritual leader's from overseas to Africa? They can't better our lives,they can only add to the damage. What can the pope or imam do to better our lives? Africans have resorted to religion to exscape starvation and hunger, What we need is too work hard the more.Churches in the western world preaches about the community and fellowship while African churches preaches about salvation,heaven,hell and wealth, Nigerians have resorted to religion due to the lost of trust in the system, As you reading this Buddhism is encroaching Africa,Europe and America as well. The exportation of culture and religion goes forth. That's an African he will always prefer foreign culture and religion."A stronger culture and religion will always dominate weaker ones" Adebisi. But we can use our senses to determine our views and ideas. We are been brainwashed by the local TV,radio and media houses that we are weak. The media plays an instrumental position in shaping our views. Western TV and journals portrait Africans as lower than animals from CNN,BBC and there regional stations. A friend of mine stops using the cable!Growing up this kids will see Africans as been low and there views are been shaped.Once asked a friend if we were been colonised by the China,India or irak majority will stick to the religion that came with it. If Nigeria/Afrika was developed today the churches will loss it customers because they will be occuppied with jobs and careers.They will be enlightened and see religion this religions as been artificials and they will stick to there's. jus my thought's Goodnite

Saturday, January 6, 2007

Blacks are not beatiful?


This is a subject that was been discussed on yahoo.Hope you will enjoy it.

It is often said that the victors are the ones who write history. Well what applies to history also applies to our collective sense of what is beautiful or fashionable. The refined noses, slender firm bodies, and ivory skin that you see ubiquitously appearing on all fashion magazines, that informs the population as to what is aesthetically pleasing, are images that are created by the rich and elite. These rich and elite are at the stations in life that they are in because their white ancestry was successful over foreign nonwhite populations; both economically and militarily. Hence, they get to define the standards of what is acceptable and what is not. Naturally, it follows that they will formulate what we consider to be beautiful, after their own image. I will have to be honest with you. Though I am cognizant of how they shape my opinions, I still can’t help but find white women, and women of Latin descent that conform to the Aryan physical ideal, to be the most attractive. I don’t find black women attractive unless they are mixed and have Caucasian like bodies and facial features (i.e. Halley Berry). That goes to show you the power of the media.
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Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Mails from a scammer! updated daily

Best wishes !
On the second day of 2007 i placed an adverts on a classified ads site and the followings are the details.I was testing a site out that i placed an advert to check is functionality and the following (scam)emails i got from a buyer to be.
Me:(seller)Are u in need of xbox 360 20GB to replace your old xbox contact me for a good price
Law:(buyer)HELLO DEAR,that is a lovely item i will pay the sum of 70 GBP and extar 30 GBP for the item, for international postage,........ email me asap as will proceed the transaction.
Me:ok
Law:(buyer)Thanks for your mail, I live in United Kingdom but i'm currently on course in Germany, i want the item sent abroad to my son's schooling address below:
Me:(seller)OK. Just thinking loud! Why can't he buy an xbox in Germany and send it to his son and secondly Christmas is over.
Law:(buyer)I want to buy the item for him as a Christmas gift, i will make an immediate payment via Bank Transfer Or Pay pal, Which ever is convinet for you, pls send me your Pay pal Address or your Bank Details so that i can make the payment.
Me:(seller) want to read more? I will be posting my reply very soon!