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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

All about Obasanjo: Facts ignored and Mischief perverted!!

All about Obasanjo: Facts ignored and Mischief perverted!!

By Frisky Larr

It remains a baffling mystery to my limited faculties of reasoning how facts and events still continue to be obscured at this intermediate level of a long-drawn battle. Before being temporarily thrown off this coveted and highly glorified chitchat podium of public view in the aftermath of a consuming workload, I was able to advance my views in one last essay. I chastised my compatriots who jump aboard a bandwagon without a clear view of clandestine agenda and the overriding interests (that are mostly personal) of those who bear the flags of hate and destruction.

Atiku Abubakar has suddenly disappeared from center stage and the extended arms of passengers in the bandwagon still persist in striking their hammer on the glowing iron. Facts are ignored. Mischief advanced. Worse still, mischief itself is also subjected to perversion.

Against the wisdom of all academic teachings as embodied in the philosophy and psychology underlying experiences in practical politics (courtesy of Political science), Nigeria has become the first country in the universe to upgrade a Vice President from the role of an Assistant and Deputy to the hitherto unknown office of a Co-President.

Most often, arguments have been advanced that a political environment like Nigeria’s in which a President was evidentially seen to have subjected his own Vice President to abuses, humiliation and oppression, leaves no other choice but resistance on the part of the oppressed. A Vice President is thus perceived and presented as doing well to fight back as best he can to restore his personal honor. Good enough.

Unfortunately however, in the primitive wrestling ring of traditional societies, the longer a fight lasts, the more obscure and extended the boundaries of the improvised ring become. Democratic philosophy all over the world provides for a head of government. In a situation, in which a single party fails to secure an outright majority to form a government, coalitions are formed. In coalitions, hierarchy is defined by the proportional strength of parties in popular vote. The head of government is undivided with absolute integrity. While the head of the second largest party in a coalition provides the deputy head of government, the head of government in a unitary administration has the enviable privilege of picking a deputy of choice. In neither of both cases can the power of the head of government be usurped.

In Nigeria where a single party had an outright majority, the exigency of a coalition and a marriage of convenience was out of question. Olusegun Obasanjo picked Atiku as a running mate not vice versa. The ensuing government was headed by Olusegun Obasanjo not by Atiku. While Obasanjo’s allegiance to Atiku is logically a matter of choice, Atiku’s loyalty is by all benchmarks of rational reasoning, nothing short of an obligation. If in the course of time, the President were found to have strongly deviated from agreed principles (party or personal), the Vice President would quit and open up a new chapter on a different terrain. But unfortunately, this does not apply in Nigeria. In the corridors of all functioning democracies all over the world, Nigeria simply became a laughing stock, as the exacerbated illustration of everything that a democracy should not be. A Vice President in a unitary government (not a coalition government) joins a different party and remains a Vice President even with a constitution that mandates a President to pick him from the same party. “Learned” and “incorruptible” judges of a Supreme Court (the highest instance of domestic jurisprudence) perfect this ridiculous reasoning and tell a cock-and-bull tale of moral and legal justifications.

As I once opined, the trick was easy to see. All these instances were driven by just one motive. Kill Bill.
Obasanjo has however, finally learned a lesson that he picked a Vice President (or a Vice President was imposed on him), who weighed far beyond a mere deputy. A Vice President who would not have dared to go that far without the strength of support that he had in crucial organs of the democratic institutions and at the corridors of major powers on the global scene.

While events unfolded, I was one of several prophets of doom.
I saw a rapid drift towards destruction and anarchy. I saw the roof burning. All because a Vice President insists on a President (his boss) capitulating before him and falling on his knees. Thank goodness, there was neither doom nor calamity.

Having been recklessly permitted to run for the elections in the dying minutes by our “incorruptible” judges of the Supreme Court, who did not seem to care a damn, about social peace and national integrity, the chronicle of imminent disaster began to run an independent course. Even though it was not difficult to see that Atiku can never win any election in today’s Nigeria (rigged or not), he insisted on being a sole opposition candidate against a more credible Buhari and Pat Utomi. When this failed, he pushed for an election boycott, which consequences would have stirred up anything close to a civil war. It took Buhari’s wisdom and foresight nurtured by personal ambitions to stop Atiku’s push for a do-or-die agenda. This agenda failed and the rest is not yet history.
Attempts were made by unknown cowards to bomb the headquarters of INEC in this modern age of heroic suicide bombings to pre-empt the feasible conduct of elections. Another failure. Then the Nnamani card was played.

Only at this point in time did the scope of foreign involvement in the advancement of all the scenarios that have hitherto unfolded, become clearer to behold. The daily newspaper “Nigerian Tribune” reported how foreign intelligence agencies informed Obasanjo of plans to install Nnamani as head of an interim administration. The Nigerian Tribune pointedly identified countries whose sources provided this intelligence by referring to contacts made between the Nnamani camp and the embassies of the United States of America, the European Union and Great Britain. This story has not been refuted till the present moment. Given the credibility of non-denial, it was further reported that Obasanjo was acquainted with facts from foreign intelligence that some “incorruptible” judges of a Lagos High Court were on the brink of serving an injunction on INEC to prevent an announcement of the results of the Presidential election. This report was also not denied. The result was that INEC who initially sought a calmer atmosphere and method of declaring election results then hurried to the Press to forestall any unsolicited injunction by “incorruptible” judges.

In the light of all these developments in the run-up to the elections and thereafter, many wise and prudent Nigerians expected free and fair elections. Wise and prudent Nigerians who contributed en masse to the verbal lynching of Olusegun Obasanjo and all he stood for. Wise and prudent Nigerians with an insurmountable reservoir of celestial wisdom that did not care to turn the psychological table for once and view issues from Obasanjo’s perspective are now surprised that the elections were not served on a silver plate and handed over to Atiku. Obasanjo and his PDP are now being subjected once again to the vicious punches of co-thieves subdued, while foreign forces have made a radical U-turn upon seeing the brutal and naked consequences of fighting Atiku’s reckless battle to the point of no return.

The prospect of an unstable and disintegrated Nigeria that was quickly advancing and staring everyone nakedly in the face was enough to ring the alarm bells in Washington and Downing Street to whistle Atiku back from his popular trail of destruction. Obasanjo is being vehemently chastised as if he had stolen a fortune from God’s own sacred cows. The victory and smartness of a thief that is popularly hated over a thief that appealed to popular sentiments against his rival has now translated into the making of a saint out of the rival thief that was outsmarted in broad daylight.

While Washington and Downing Street are well aware of the extraordinary social-psychological circumstances that preceded these elections, they were smarter than several Nigerian bandwagon passengers of the zombie fame, to understand where the buck stops and call off the trail of unforeseeable consequences. Yet Nigerians have not understood that it is about time to draw the bottom line. They fail to understand that the daily cry of foul and endless insults on Obasanjo and his PDP is now badly saturated by the mere fact of its chorus-type incantation.

After all what has Obasanjo done so badly that no one else has superseded before him? Is it failure to fix roads or failure to restore electricity? Failure to restore water supply that all started a steady trail of failure since 1980? Killing of political opponents for which he is suspected and never proven as a culprit? Now I hear that there was far more to the killing of Bola Ige than ever met the eye. I hear the names of Sunday Afolabi and Amisore, whoever they are. Stories of greed and a drug lord that was being investigated by Bola Ige.
Stories that are never proven much like Obasanjo’s involvement in the killing of Bola Ige. I guess its time to tread a bit softly. There are issues for which Obasanjo can be held guilty and in contempt but this wave of cyber and verbal lynching is beginning to exceed every bound of decency.

One renowned investment banking, securities and investment management company Goldman Sachs recently released figures on the Nigerian economy. Nigerian Gross Domestic Product has more than doubled since 2002 to an average of 7.3% from less than 3% in preceding years. The agricultural sector has witnessed tremendous growth. The overall economy is now “much less vulnerable to adverse external shocks”. The debts of the Paris club are now history. London club is positively rescheduling. The ratio of debt to GDP has dropped miraculously to 3% as of December 31st 2006 compared to 60% in the nineties. Inflation currently stands at 8%. The banking sector has been so positively restructured that every Nigerian is today proud of the Zenith Bank’s expansion to the United Kingdom. A feat that was possible only in the good old eighties. Today Zenith Bank is being traded to handle Nigeria’s foreign reserves, which have grown in excess of $40 billion since Obasanjo’s assumption of power.

Failure in the restoration of infrastructure does not necessarily stand for the destruction of the infrastructures themselves. If succeeding governments did not destroy all that was inherited in 1980 when Obasanjo first handed over power to Shehu Shagari, a lot would have been different today. Today, everyone talks as if Obasanjo has destroyed all these infrastructures in the first place. Records also have it that the Obasanjo’s administration tried and failed to revamp the energy sector out of sheer incompetence. But that is not a crime given the gravity of crimes that were committed unpunished before his reign. Today people seek to hold Obasanjo responsible for inventing corruption in Nigeria despite the successful work of Nuhu Ribadu and his EFCC.

While I will have no problem with the ordinary man in the street who does not understand what GDP’s 7% stand for and rather yearns to have good roads, water and electricity, I continue to be a vehement enemy of pseudo intellectuals with every level of academic qualification, who stand as illiterates to pronounce that Obasanjo’s administration failed the nation across the board.

My greatest wish for the incoming administration is to henceforth ensure and secure party discipline amongst legislators and at all levels and amend the constitution to reflect the spirit of scientific logic in our democracy. In one sense, the PDP deserves to be commended for refusing to return a huge number of senators and representatives for re-election and instead allowing another breed and batch of politicians to take command.

One positive aspect of the harsh and extreme criticisms experienced so far, will definitely manifest in the Yar A’Dua regime. The improvement of infrastructure will gain priority over all other government policies and a lot will definitely improve. I will choose to bet and hang my neck far outside the window claiming that the next four years will seek to correct a lot that went wrong in the past eight years. The pledge to continue the reforms commenced by Obasanjo is a pretty good start.

The sole prerequisite is that nothing goes wrong at the military end. No matter how much military intervention is chastised, we have all been witnesses in recent times to how positive military intervention can be if the role is constructive and focused. A look at recent developments in Turkey will throw more light on this lesson and message. Whenever the intensity of my workload permits, I will definitely elaborate on this issue in my very next essay.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Lagos Business School climbs in global rankings

Lagos Business School (LBS) yesterday made history as the first of its kind in sub-Saharan Africa to attain world ranking.

According to a list published yesterday by the Financial Times of London, the school was ranked among top 50 business schools worldwide in the area of open enrolment executive education programmes.

The prestige accorded the Nigerian school could better be appreciated when put in proper perspective.

These days, many newspapers and magazines compile rankings of business schools, but those of Business Week and the Financial Times stand out.

While Business Week focuses on American schools, the Financial Times is considered by many to be the pre-eminent international ranking.

The Financial Times is reputed to adopt rigorous modalities in its exercise and its compilations are based on data from schools participants in the programmes and third-party sources. Many business schools all over the world are known to work very hard to be included in its list.

To gain insight into the significance of being included among the best 50 providers of executive open enrolment programmes, it is useful to consider how many and how good are the schools that did not make the list using the following statistics:

* the total number of business schools in the world is estimated by the top accreditation agency to be around 10,000; new ones are created literally every week;

* in the UK alone, there are over 100 business schools; only four of them managed to be included among the top 50 worldwide in open enrolment programmes; and

* a country as economically powerful as Germany has no school in this ranking; only an Italian school is included; and there are no schools from Eastern Europe or Russia. Even more significantly, not a single Asian school was included, even though India, China and the Philippines have a good number of very well respected schools.

The journey of the Lagos Business School began 15 years ago with the launch of the first executive education called the Chief Executive Programme. Since then, the school has grown to become one of the best in sub-Saharan Africa.

LBS has striven to deliver quality management education in a continuous and constant way. The school was designed to meet the acute need for management training in the country that arose as a consequence of the rapid industrialisation that took place in the country in the late 80s and early 90s.

A business school of international standard that offers management courses relevant to the Nigerian environment was thus established. It also had to be a school that would strengthen values and ethics in people, business and the society.

Rankings

Friday, May 11, 2007

The Encounter

In this online conversation, I was Autummi, the immacuate, extremely cute and innocent girl on a covert mission to know who the 419er actually is. Randomly, I buzzed someone and here was the unedited conversation we had:
autummi (11/05/2007 14:42:46): Hi...
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:42:56): Hi
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:42:57): asl plz
autummi (11/05/2007 14:43:15): 21/f/LOS
autummi (11/05/2007 14:43:22): and you..
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:43:29): 22/m/nig
autummi (11/05/2007 14:43:34): are you truly a lover boy?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:43:35): what do u do for living?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:43:43): sure i do
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:43:49): looking for a true Love
autummi (11/05/2007 14:44:05): I am a high school student
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:44:15): same as me
autummi (11/05/2007 14:44:31): Well, I just broke up with my bf 2weeks ago
autummi (11/05/2007 14:44:40): really?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:44:46): really
autummi (11/05/2007 14:45:11): thats cool
autummi (11/05/2007 14:45:17): wat do you do in school?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:45:26): accounting
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:45:27): and u?
autummi (11/05/2007 14:45:46): business studies...
autummi (11/05/2007 14:45:55): thats is really great.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:46:00): oh cool
autummi (11/05/2007 14:46:03): coincidence? ??
autummi (11/05/2007 14:46:29): why dont you come to the US to study, it is really a nice place
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:46:30): how?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:46:59): but i dont have the money
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:47:07): but i dont mind if u will help me out
autummi (11/05/2007 14:47:21): accounting is just next dept to mine
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:47:36): sure i know
autummi (11/05/2007 14:48:05): i am just a student, I dont have that kind of money
autummi (11/05/2007 14:48:19): if i did, maybe i will be willing
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:48:24): but u can raise me out of it
autummi (11/05/2007 14:48:41): how?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:48:55): by helping with little money
autummi (11/05/2007 14:49:20): tuition is over $7,000 here
autummi (11/05/2007 14:49:31): thats a lot of money
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:49:50): ut u can help me with just little
autummi (11/05/2007 14:49:54): so I can really see how I can help
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:50:17): how will u help meout?
autummi (11/05/2007 14:50:23): cant
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:50:41): why?
autummi (11/05/2007 14:50:47): I have lots of student loan to pay
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:51:05): so u dont have anyto helpme with right?
autummi (11/05/2007 14:51:59): i dont even know you!!!!!!!
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:52:20): well with time i know u will get to know me better
autummi (11/05/2007 14:52:55): i hope so
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:53:22): so forgetu dont even know me
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:53:28): help me out if u will
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:53:33): Godwill helputoo
autummi (11/05/2007 14:53:37): how can i do that?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:54:13): just letmeknowhowmuch u can send me and i will really apprciate it from u
autummi (11/05/2007 14:55:56): the only money i have is $500 to keep till next week
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:56:16): ok how much can u giveme out of it
autummi (11/05/2007 14:56:17): so if send you some, then I will be very broke
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:56:58): know u wount God qill surely help u too
autummi (11/05/2007 14:57:19): I will be broke.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:57:34): know u wount
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:57:44): okai can u just help me wiht just 150 dollars?
autummi (11/05/2007 14:58:55): No way! I wont have enough money to keep me
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:59:03): ok
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:59:07): what of 100?
autummi (11/05/2007 14:59:31): let me see
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:59:42): plz i need it
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 14:59:58): plz wait brb
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:00:04): give me just 10min
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:26:48): Babe am here
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:27:06): i guess u still tehre?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:27:08): THERE
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:27:28): WERE ARE U BABE?
autummi (11/05/2007 15:27:58): hi u are back?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:28:17): Yea am back
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:28:30): so how about our conversation
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:28:35): \?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:29:28): ARE U GOING TO GIVE ME THE 100NDAOLLR
autummi (11/05/2007 15:29:38): well, i really dont see how $150 can help you with schooling here
autummi (11/05/2007 15:29:46): and I am very sure it not that urgent
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:30:33): WILL U BE ABLE TO GIVE IT TO ME OR NOT
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:30:42): well can u plz call me rifght now so ic an hear from u
autummi (11/05/2007 15:31:25): waz num?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:31:35): my phone number
autummi (11/05/2007 15:31:47): yeaa
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:31:58): will u call me right now?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:32:24): will u call me right now?+|
autummi (11/05/2007 15:32:25): may be later.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:32:37): why not now
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:32:50): well my number is.......... +2348033123485
autummi (11/05/2007 15:33:13): Did u say it is GHANA?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:33:27): no west africa
autummi (11/05/2007 15:33:35): where is that?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:33:41): nigeria
autummi (11/05/2007 15:33:53): JESUS CHRIST!
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:34:02): what happen
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:34:24): tell me
autummi (11/05/2007 15:34:31): i dont know wat to say
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:34:37): why?
autummi (11/05/2007 15:34:46): we are told to be afraid of Nigerians
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:34:57): hey not someone like me
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:34:59): okk
autummi (11/05/2007 15:35:10): well how do i know?
autummi (11/05/2007 15:35:23): can I see a pic of you?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:35:26): call me and confirm
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:35:42): yea is in the image box like urs
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:35:44): brb
autummi (11/05/2007 15:36:13): I cant see anything
autummi (11/05/2007 15:49:09): catch yaa later.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:50:11): am hear
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:50:15): where to?
autummi (11/05/2007 15:51:03): just going for a p
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:51:16): PLZ TALK WITH ME LITTLE
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:51:17): OKK
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:51:34): I STILL NEED UR HELP AND I DONT REALLY KNOW IF U GOIGN TO HELP ME OUT
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:51:46): I JUST WANT U TO BELIEVE ME
autummi (11/05/2007 15:52:18): how do i sent it?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:52:22): OK
autummi (11/05/2007 15:52:30): Just $100
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:52:47): wIll sent it through western union money transfer
autummi (11/05/2007 15:53:34): that is expensive. I'll pay huge commision
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:53:44): not really
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:54:49): just sent it with this following infor....... .....name. .....Lizzy Paul, address..... ...210 ikorodu road, zipe code.....23401
autummi (11/05/2007 15:55:04): I can do international wiring if you dont mind
autummi (11/05/2007 15:55:32): It will cost only $5
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:55:57): and i will like u to get abck to me with the following info........ ..sender' s name, address, MTCN, TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:56:16): PLZ SEND IT WITH THAT INFOR THROUGH WESTER UNION MONEY TRANSFER THAT THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT HERE
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:56:19): OKK
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:56:21): PLZ DO
autummi (11/05/2007 15:56:53): who is Lizzy. your gf?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:57:07): NO MY REALL SISTER
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:57:11): WE ARE TOW
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:57:13): OKK
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:57:18): SHE IS MY SISTE
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:57:30): BUT SHE IS MARRIED
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:57:31): OKK
autummi (11/05/2007 15:57:57): you stay wiht you married sister?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:57:57): plz send it with that name
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:58:10): no i dont stay with her, is at alone
autummi (11/05/2007 15:58:25): I cant send any money to no wife of yours!
autummi (11/05/2007 15:58:34): You are cheating me.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:58:58): how do u mean for God sake
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:59:03): i cant do such to u
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:59:16): i have not been though that way to cheat poeple
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:59:18): okk
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 15:59:23): just believe that
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:00:02): talk to me babe
autummi (11/05/2007 16:00:09): No.
autummi (11/05/2007 16:00:28): i will send it to you not your gf..
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:00:36): ok
autummi (11/05/2007 16:00:37): You have a gf dont you?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:00:53): know i have none cosa i dotn have there time
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:00:57): believe that
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:01:19): well send it to this........ .......STEPHEN BISI
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:01:35): WHAT ABOUT THAT
autummi (11/05/2007 16:01:47): thats ok
autummi (11/05/2007 16:01:52): what address
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:01:58): SAME ADDRESS
autummi (11/05/2007 16:02:06): No way!
autummi (11/05/2007 16:02:20): to your gf?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:02:30): you are cheating me!!!
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:02:32): NO I GOT NO GF
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:02:35): WHAT U TALKING ABOUT
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:02:47): COMMON ABBE WHY SHOULD I DO THAT TO U
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:03:19): OK USE MY ADDRESS..... ......... .54 COCA ROAD ALLEN AVENUE
autummi (11/05/2007 16:03:24): But that is the address of your gf
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:03:36): SHE IS NOT MY GF SHE IS MY SISTER
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:03:38): OKK
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:03:41): BELIEVE THAT
autummi (11/05/2007 16:03:45): it is a lie!
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:03:53): U MEAN AM LIEING/
autummi (11/05/2007 16:04:17): i was cheated upon once and i cant play games anymore
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:04:35): AND DO U THINK I CAN EVER CHEAT U?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:04:40): PLZ AM NOT LIKE THAT
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:04:42): OKK
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:04:48): JUST BELIEVE ME
autummi (11/05/2007 16:04:58): can I have your phone number to tell you when i finish?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:05:07): dont expect it today.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:05:17): OK YEA......... ......... ....+23480331234 85
autummi (11/05/2007 16:05:21): as from saturday
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:05:25): SO WHEN SHOULD I EXPECT IT?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:05:32): saturday
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:06:03): SO I SHOULD EXPECT IT BY SATURDAY RIGHT!!!!!!! !!
autummi (11/05/2007 16:06:20): yeaa...
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:06:36): DO U KNOW THE INFOR U GOIGN TO GIVE ME BY TEN/
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:06:39): THEN
autummi (11/05/2007 16:06:53): but you can give me your bank details and let me try international wiring to save me some cash
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:08:01): MY BANK DETAILS IS NO MORE FUNCTIONING JUST PLZ SEND IT TO THE INFOR I GAVE U
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:08:04): OKK
autummi (11/05/2007 16:08:25): I need to save money.
autummi (11/05/2007 16:08:33): dont you get it?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:08:45): NO JUST TRANSFER IT WITH WESTERN UNION TRANSFER
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:09:03): IT WILL GET HERE AND I WILL GET IT SEFE RIGHT HERE
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:09:04): OKK
autummi (11/05/2007 16:09:42): i want west. un. to be my last resort
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:09:56): WHAT DO U MEAN?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:10:30): i want to save money.
autummi (11/05/2007 16:10:46): transfer fee for western is high.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:11:13): NO IS NOT HIGH........ .PLZ JUST SEND IT LIKE THAT
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:11:19): TRY UR BEST AND HELP ME OUT
autummi (11/05/2007 16:11:33): Well am the one paying the money.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:11:45): AN DTHAT WHY AM BEGGING U ON IT
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:11:55): SO PLZ SEND IT WITH WESTERN UNION
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:11:55): OKK\
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:13:12): WILL U DO THAT WAY FOR ME?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:14:53): so I will send it to shannon mccullough in llen avenue, nigeria?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:16:30): OK DO IT
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:17:02): SO WEHN SHOULD I BEEN EXPECTING IT?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:17:49): saturday.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:18:01): WHICH IS TOMORROW RIGHT?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:18:10): what should i use as passwor?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:19:41): WELL USE IT AS THE TEXT QUESTION ADN ANSWER WHICH IS.......... .......WHAT IS MY NAME AND THE ANSWER SHOULD BE MCCULLOUGH
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:20:29): AND GET ABCK TO ME WITH THE......... ...... MTCN NUMBER, SENDER'S NAME, Location, amouth send and the zipe code
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:20:31): okk
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:20:49): and the test question and answer
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:20:51): okk
autummi (11/05/2007 16:21:13): this
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:21:20): yea
autummi (11/05/2007 16:21:51): goood...
autummi (11/05/2007 16:22:07): Please, tell me... do you have a gf?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:22:15): have u witten every thing down
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:22:28): i swear i ahve no gf cos i dont have time
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:22:30): okk
autummi (11/05/2007 16:22:54): Should i trust you?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:23:05): yea that what i want from u
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:24:47): i guess u know tomorrow is saturday
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:24:49): /
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:24:51): ?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:24:59): I want to...
autummi (11/05/2007 16:25:16): but Nigerian men are difficult to deal with
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:25:17): to what?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:25:28): plz ciunt me out am not like that
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:25:29): okk
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:25:53): just count me out cos am not what u think
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:25:55): okk
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:27:12): plz wait for me just 5 minutes
autummi (11/05/2007 16:27:14): ok love
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:27:17): okk\i will be right back
autummi (11/05/2007 16:27:19): see you 2moro
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:27:28): are u sending it tomorrow?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:27:47): yes. I will
autummi (11/05/2007 16:27:54): $100
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:27:56): ok I Love u babe
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:28:00): yea i know
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:28:14): have written everything down?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:29:00): will u call me tomorrow if u ahve gotten it send?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:29:18): yess
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:29:43): i guess u know what to do after u ahve send it
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:29:52): u know the infor u will provide for me
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:29:54): ?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:34:23): I am off to classes
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:34:55): ok see u tomorrow after u ahve send the money
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:35:26): plz i will be waiitng to hear from u by tomorrow
autummi (11/05/2007 16:35:33): ok...
autummi (11/05/2007 16:36:07): by the way, does 419 still pay?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:36:27): this is how you spoil Nigeria's image abroad.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:36:33): what do u mean?
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:36:50): weting u too dey do online with another person's pictures
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:36:59): Omoale
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:37:02): dey go jooo
autummi (11/05/2007 16:37:11): Well..you will be getting a visit from the EFCC later today
autummi (11/05/2007 16:37:22): you can run, you cant hide
autummi (11/05/2007 16:38:00): Stealing and stealing online.
autummi (11/05/2007 16:38:11): Now you aare in our net.
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:38:35): so u are EFCC agent right
autummi (11/05/2007 16:38:40): You will get a visit
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:38:54): and u are using soemone else pictures
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:39:11): men crazy is wrong with u
autummi (11/05/2007 16:39:13): just go to our office on Awolowo road and report urself
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:39:28): na u be colomental
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:39:38): craze dey worry u
autummi (11/05/2007 16:39:57): if you let us use our resources to come get you, the trouble will be multiplied
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:40:06): shaa na ur own picture be that way they there\thief
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:40:08): ole
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:40:13): carry am gop
autummi (11/05/2007 16:44:06): You will get a text message from EFCC, and it will be in your own good to report or your entire household will be arrested
shannon mccullough (11/05/2007 16:44:58): e bi like say u no even no who u dey follow talk abi?
autummi (11/05/2007 16:48:28): Untill you stop doing scams online, EFCC will continue to pursue you.
Soon afterwards, I sent this text to his mobile using EFCC as sender’s name( using special means)
Dear Online Scammer, you have been invited to report to our Lagos office at 15A Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos . In your interest, please report.
As soon as he got the text, he signed off. And am sure he would be restless for the next few days or perharps weeks till the episode wears off and he is courageous enough to have his bath and go to the cybercafe once more.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Going back home


I have been busy trying to fix up lose ends. Guess what? I am going to Naija with me girlfriend and we are so excited. Looking forward of taking the best pictures and enjoying me long stay.

I will be plying between Abuja and Lagos.To keep your posted when i'am back. You might not read from me in long while but i will be back.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Save Ajah!

This is a save our soul appeal to the Federal Government of Nigeria to rise up to its constitutional duty of protection of its citizens living in Ajah Town Eti-Osa Local Government Area of Lagos against a warlord who has been terrorising the law abiding citizens for over five years with the active connivance of the Lagos State government.

The warlord has burnt down over 50 shops along NEPA Road and around the Akinyemi Shopping Complex in Ajah. These burnt down property were shown by a number of Television House but to date neither the Lagos State nor the Federal Government has deemed it fit to make a pronouncement on the matter. This is not a surprise as a commission of inquiry set up specifically on Ajah communal crises submitted its report about a year ago without any Government White Paper on it.

A looming cloud is imminent now as the warlord has promised to burn down the Ajah Ultra Modern Market as a prelude to the burning down of the town itself during the elections (April 14 and 21, 2007), taking advantage of the period when there will be no movement of vehicles. The warlord carried out such dastardly acts in the past and he got away with them, as such many people have already been moving out of Ajah Town enmasse, since they have no confidence in the police or security agencies as presently constituted.

Indeed, save for a handful of ill-equipped policemen at the Ajah junction, there is no police presence in the town and the recurrent violence has not shown the state and federal authorities the need for a robust police or military presence on a permanent basis. The question is, how can an individual hold a community of over 300,000 people to ransom, killing, maiming, burning and destroying valuable property with impunity in a country like Nigeria?

Nigeria spends millions if not billions of naira on peace-keeping operations in the past in Sierra Leone and Liberia and is currently involved in Darfur, Sudan and is even contemplating going to Somalia, but here in Ajah, Lagos there is genocide going on and thousands of people are being displaced and hundreds have been killed without any protection from the state or federal government. Usually the police will come with a show of bravado after the destruction and killings.

The question once again is: who will protect Ajah Town against the warlord? The citizens await the answer from the Federal Government of Nigeria now before it is too late!

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Who is the greatest Nigerian?



Greatest Nigerian
Please send us your greatest Nigerian.
Comments will be appreciated.

To me the Greatest Nigerian is Brother Fela Anikulapo kuti.
Musician,africanist,composer,radical,singer,spiritualist,Black president
fighter and also son of a witch.

There are also others from Obafemi Awolowo,Azikwe,Obasanjo,Murtala Mohammed
Ernahoro,Shehu shagari and many more.

Winner to be published on this Blog.

Leaders that should be removed from office

1.Blair Uk

2.Mugabe Zimbabwe

3.Puttin Russia

4.Ghadaffi of Libya

5.Konte of Ginuea

6.Kim Yong South Korea

7.Bush U.S.A

8.Obasanjo Nigeria

9.Fuare Eyedema of Togo

10. Josph Kabila of Zaire

Monday, March 19, 2007

Most 419 attacks aren't from Naija

Source

With all the frustration, anger and effort put into stopping the Nigerian 419 scams and others of that nature, it seems to be a common misconception that most phishing occurs in poor areas of the world. On the contrary, it seems most malicious activities on the net around the world originate in the United States. Symantec is touting a figure of 31% as the percentage of attacks in the U.S. Worldwide, with China and Germany in second at 10% and 7%. Beyond that, the U.S. has the most malicious servers as well: The company also found that 51 percent of all known servers used by attackers to buy or sell stolen personal information, such as credit card or bank account numbers, are located in the U.S. Why the U.S., which has strict laws governing crimes of that nature? While it may be easier to get away with those crimes in emerging countries, the U.S. may be an ample place to launch these attacks from due to the large number of available servers. Co-lo hosts are everywhere, and prices are (relatively) cheap. It still puts things into perspective, though, when most effort seems to be going in to taking down phishing rings in other parts of the world.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

10 leaders i will remove from office

1.Blair Uk

2.Mugabe Zimbabwe

3.Puttin Russia

4.Ghadaffi of Libya

5.Konte of Ginuea

6.Kim Yong South Korea

7.Bush U.S.A

8.Obasanjo Nigeria

9.Fuare Eyedema of Togo

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Last eight in Champion's League

So the final eight of the world's "greatest" football competition contains: three Premiership teams with one decent striker between them, a load of Spaniards facing a stretch for being thugs, a team unable to score in 180 minutes against a defence organised by Gordon Strachan, some other chancers from the sub-SPL Serie A, the worst Bayern Munich side for nigh on five decades, and PSV. The state of it! The state of the Champion's League!

If there's ever been a time to replace the pomp and ceremony of Handel's Zadok the Priest as the tournament song with the theme tune from Spike Milligan's Q, now's the time.

Still, things could be worse. At least some of the clowns who got knocked out this week won't be befouling European football any longer. Check out this pathetically lame whine from Real Madrid's Roberto Carlos (who Chxta thought had retired from football sometime around 2002, but in fact clearly only did so at 1945 last night). "The ball bobbled off the surface and bounced just in front of me," went the stupid excuse for letting Bayern's Roy Makaay score the fastest-ever goal since European football began in 1992.

"The pitch wasn't in a good condition and it was a real shame. We didn't concede the goal because of a lack of concentration, it was because the ball bobbled when I got it." Whatever you say, Carlos, whatever makes you feel better about yourself...

But if Madrid's inability to bugger off with good grace was a complete embarassment, you could have set an atomic clock by Ged Houllier's post-defeat nervous breakdown. "Success against Roma would have given us a psychological boost for the future," the hapless Lyon coach quietly sobbed, as he pressed his boot on top of a shovel and serenely cut a 4x12ft hole in the turf to lie himself down. "Now we are still looking for that confidence and enthusiasm we have been badly lacking!" At which point he adroitly leapt into his freshly dug hole and entreated Chxta to bury him alive. Sadly, I was unable to help poor Ged, as I too elected to jump into the grave in the hope that a passer-by would sprinkle some soil over our heads. How else, after all, can I hope to avoid the unbearably loud whining sure to start reverberating from the mouth of Thierry Henry any time now?

Saturday, March 3, 2007

Nigerian Gay Law Passed!


What do you think?
Please send us your views and comments.
Should Homosexuality be allowed in Nigeria?


"I am a staunch supporter of the Nigeria gay law been passed banning same sex marriages and also the practice" Ad

Lets save the Nigerian morals and cultural values for the generation unborn. Homosexuality is alien to us. The roots of homosexuality can be traced back to boarding schools and seminary's in Nigeria. When a group of teenagers are separated from there source of sexuality leads to this behaviours.

We lust and love our women also otherwise. History will prove me right.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Nigeria new notes




Reading the BBC news online,i stumbled on the Nigerian new notes and the new law banning gay culture in Nigeria. I am glad Nigeria is going through some changes which the citizens are really longing for. I know the European community will contribute to spread the acceptance of Homosexuality while they are banning Muslims from wearing headscarf. Even the early Christians wore headscarf's. To view the notes BBC New Nigerian Notes

The Nigeria notes are really stunning and forge proof which gives the country a further step in fighting organised crimes been perpetuated by the Mafiosos,Well no currency is 100% forge free.

Well the most interesting expect of the new notes is that the Arabic text in the former notes where not included in the later which gives me the joy to write this post. That a foreign language is in scripted in an Africa currency is a colonial misdone. I'm looking forward to reading an Arabic text on a Dollar some day or otherwise. Why must there be an Arabic or English language in an Africa currency? I ask and hope i will gets answers.

Language or culture is not holy and should not be treated as such. Languages,culture and religion are a thing that should be limited to a certain group of people. That Nigeria is a English speaking country does not do the country any good. In Japan,Germany,Belgium,China and other well to do nations they do not feel attached to a foreign language or see there language as been inferior. I hope England will include a Yoruba or Swahili language in their currency someday.

What is a Language? Language is a organized sound and tongue spoken by a group of people or tribe. That the Arabic,English or French language is writing in an African currency dates back to colonization. What as the Arabic,English or French language done in bettering our lives in Africa? None.

That the three major languages in Nigeria has been in scripted in the new currency which gives a sense of belonging,that an African should be proud of it culture and tradition. I hope other Africa Nations will learn from what from this.


Living a Europe as taught me a lot than a learnt in my 12 years of schooling in Africa,You learn more from travelling. In Holland the second largest majority,the Turkish people which counts for about half a million people are not giving the priority to practice there culture and language. Why cos a stronger culture or language must precede. Which comes to the point that the Europeans are also scared of what they did to their colony's.

Not forgetting about the major reason i am writing this blog the new currency. I hope you all have a wonderful time using it and if you have a issue using the new currency just drop a comment on this blog.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Naija girls masturbation experience

18+ My masturbation experience


I luv the way Naija's are blogging and freeing there minds on taboos and unspeakable thoughts. I've read several blogs from Ayoola in Lagos,Adunni's place,Bella Naija,Calabar gal,Chxta's world,Exschoolnerd Nilla and others not mentioned.


Often i wonder if Naija babes masturbate or still view it as a taboo,i barely read about such experience. Lol, i know they do and it's no big deal .Masturbation gives women control over there body and sexuality how it responds to sexual stimulation's. Gals and women masturbate in a lots of ways by using therehands,fingers,toys or objects while men by stimulating there cocks. Many gals get their most intensive orgasm while masturbating. I luv masturbating and i discovered it by accident. If you masturbate fill free to share your experience or fantasy here on this blog.

When i masturbate i tend to get really visual or play with my fantasies. Sometimes i think of my boy friend taking me from the rear while I'm stroking my clit. Sometimes when i masturbate i just pull my nickers to the side or to my kneels while I'm stroking my swollen lips and spreading my juice around my cunt...When i masturbate is always like the first time i had sex,my heart will be pounding and every touch is
amazing.


I was lying in bed one night thinking about him and I got this warm feeling in my that was unbelievable! It starting throbbing. I sat up in bed, spread my legs apart and started rubbing my clit. It was the most wonderful feeling I had ever felt!



Typing this my juice is up to my thighs. Can't wait to masturbate again hopefully after typing this post. Do you have any masturbation experience or story? Your comments,stories or experience are welcome. I've got a lot to share on this topic with you all...

Friday, February 2, 2007

Driving rules in Lagos

Lagos is often acclaimed as the most exciting city in Nigeria in which to drive. Who would argue? For those of you who think that driving in London or NY is stressful, herewith, for newcomers and visitors, are a few basic rules of the road for driving in Las Gidi:

First of all, know the battalion to which you belong. There is an unending and vicious road war in Lagos. In the first battalion, are motorcyclists known in Nigerian as okada. They have a pact with suicide avoid them at all costs.

In the second battalion are commercial bus drivers. Their buses are known by various names including - danfo, molue (literally translated "I will beat you"), bolekaja (means "Come down, let us fight), kabu-kabu, etc. As these names imply, they are not the smartest species on the face of the planet. Avoid them. What a bitter experience? I don't want to cry again. I almost did 2 days ago!

In the third battalion are the "guys of the siren": escort riders, Bullion vans, trailers, etc. They have immunity against death. Besides, they get a medal for every scratch, and a certificate of bravery for every bash. No need to tell you to stay clear of them. The Men in black even with empty bullion van, I am not making empty threats, be guided!

In the fourth battalion are private guys like me. All we have at our disposal are big talk and empty threats - we have no rights. Sometimes we employ what is called "ogboju"(bravado) to get by. Due to frustration of being home late or at work. We are a pound in flesh in getting our ways in traffic too. What a mess! There are no gentlemen again in Lag?

Further rules:

1. When in doubt, accelerate.
2. Never drive behind a person whose head doesn't reach the top of the steering wheel.
3. Danfo drivers believe they are immortal. Don't yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise
4. Taxicabs should always have the right of way, unless you are bent on suicide.
5. Get used to okada riders saying things like: "Komot ya skrap fo rod" (Get your jalopy off the road), "Oga u wan mek ai dryv ya moto?" (Do you want me to drive your car?). It is normal, and we just ignore them. These days okadas are heavy duty machines too because they carry multiple passengers. Husband and wife. I believe They don't complain of overload as long as the woman is in the middle.
6. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.
7. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it. Survival of the fittest u may say!
8. Learn to swerve abruptly. In Lagos, potholes (and sometimes car-holes) are put in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes. I saw one man fishing in one of the potholes, that tells u how deep it is.
9. There is no such thing as "one-way"in Lagos. Expect traffic from any direction at all times.
10. Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive bodywork.
11. There is no such thing as a short-cut during rush-hour traffic in Lagos. Everybody might be inclined to take that 'short-cut'.
12. It is traditional in Lagos to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant their bumpers are not touching the next car.
13. When asking for directions, always ask at least 3 people. Lagosians claim to know every inch of the city - even areas they've never been.
14. Use extreme caution when pulling into service lanes. Service lanes are not for breaking down the traffic, but for speeding, especially during rush hour.
15. Never use directional signals, since they only confound and distract other Lagos drivers, who are not used to them.
16. Similarly, never attempt to give hand signals. Lagos drivers, unused to such courtesies, will think you are making obscene gestures to them. This could be very bad for you in Lagos.
17. Hazard lights (popularly called "double pointer") is not, (as commonly supposed) used to indicate a hazard. It is a warning to you that he is a bonafide Lagos driver, he's headed 'straight' and as such, will not stop under any circumstance. Take him extremely seriously especially if he backs it up with a continuous blast from his "horn".
18. At any given time t, do not stand on the zebra crossing expecting traffic to yield to you, else you will have to explain to the on coming traffic whether you look like a zebra.
19. Speed limits are arbitrary figures posted only to make you feel guilty.
20. Remember that the goal of every driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.
21. In Las Gidi every spot is potential bus stop. FRSC and LASTMA knows that too. It is in their constitution.
21. Above all, keep moving. Even with a flat tire.

Good luck, you'll need it!

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

140 million

Originally done by Chippla

For every French Person, there are two Nigerians

Eleven weeks ago, a colleague of mine asked me how many people there were in Nigeria. "No one knows," I replied to which everyone around laughed. "On a more serious note" I said, "estimates range from between 130 million to 150 million." "Wow," he said, "that's about twice the population of France." "O, yes. And not just that," I said, "it's still growing, and rapidly. And by the way, a census was conducted some months back, the results of which are being eagerly awaited."

About a year and a half ago, while working in the Nigerian capital city of Abuja, this blogger objected to the fact that the Nigerian government decided to leave out ethnicity and religious affiliation from a list of questions to be asked in a census that was (at that time) being planned. Statistics obtained on ethnic identity, it was argued, could go a long way in policy formulation vis-à-vis, providing better healthcare, understanding migration patterns, intermarriages, etc.

Good enough though, the Nigerian government stuck to its guns, despite opposition from certain quarters in the country. It left both religious affiliation and ethnicity out of the census questionnaire. And if the discussions in the Nigerian blogosphere (which is largely made up of middle to upper class, and well educated young men and women) over the census are anything to go by, Nigeria (unfortunately) currently sits on an ethnic keg, typified by deep mistrust amongst the various ethnic groups.

The Devil is in the Detail

In the third week of March 2006, people living in Nigeria (citizens and foreigners) were given a couple of days off to sit at home to be counted. The BBC reported that the perpetually busy and clogged streets of Lagos resonated with an eerie silence. The Nigerian Civil Liberties Organization deployed tens of thousands of monitors to oversee the 'government organized' census, according to the BBC, with about one million enumerators going around, counting people and collecting data on people's occupation, educational background, income, dwelling and access to clean water and electricity.

In early January 2007, the census results were released. The official population was put at 140,003,542 or 140 million for short (as obtained from the website of the Nigerian National Population Commission). Few appeared surprised by this. After all, it correlated quite well with previous estimates both by the Nigerian government and the Untied Nations. But the devil truly lay in the detail, for the moment the breakdown of the census figures was released, hell was let loose both in mainstream Nigerian media and in the blogosphere.

There happened to be two main bones of contention: (1) the fact that there were slightly more males than females in the country and (2) the fact that states in the North appeared more populated than those of the South, with the North having a higher overall population figure. Key was the fact that Lagos State (in the South) appeared to have a meager 9,013,534 people compared to Kano's (in the North) 9,383,682. This happened to be the second census in a row in which the population of Kano State ended up being higher than that of Lagos State, albeit by a small margin. What this blogger cannot do is provide any hard evidence whatsoever for or against these claims by the Nigerian Population Commission. But what he can do is provide a few thoughts, leaving you the reader to draw your own conclusions.

North and South

As a point of note, this blogger does not recognize the existence in Nigeria of a monolithic North and a monolithic South. Rather, he subscribes to three major zones in Nigeria: the North, the Middle Belt and the South. The South itself is deeply fragmented into a South West and a South East. In the eyes of most Nigerians, the Middle Belt is (unfortunately) seen as a part of the North. So, for the purpose of this discourse, and for it alone, we'll stick to the imaginary image of a monolithic North and a monolithic South.

Analysis: What Others Think

Just before the census, it was well known that several Nigerians traveled to their hometowns, against the advice of the Federal Government. In the opinion of Akin, a Nigerian-British blogger, there was likely greater mobility in the South than in the North. He writes:

"This can seriously skew the [census] numbers [of Lagos State] since non-indigenes probably make up the majority of the residents of Lagos State. There might be other reasons why the fertility rate and population demographic presents a higher figure in the North than in the South; however, exploring those ideas can be too subjective for appropriate discourse."
The blog Chxta's World, authored by a Nigerian, while rejecting the official census figure (its author believes that the real figure should have been close to 200 million people, given that several inhabitants weren't counted), poses a thought-provoking question to Nigerians who come from the South of the country:
"Suppose it is true that the North is really more populated than the South? Let's at least give it a thought. I think most of us are so prejudiced that once things do not agree with our expectations, we look for all sorts of ways to discredit them."
Chxta's World's author also personally attests to the fact that parts of Lagos State were emptied before the census, as their residents left for their hometowns, probably to boost the numbers there. It also poses loads of other arguments one of which is the fact that Lagos State is still much more densely populated than Kano State, going by the census figures.

The blog Just Thots By A Naijaman focuses on the higher population figure of Kano in comparison to Lagos, referring to the Kano figure as "wuruwuru," a Pidgin English word which could be translated as 'immense deception.' However, its author gets it all wrong when he states:
"Since 1991, Jigawa state has been carved out of the old Kano state…[which means that Kano State has had an]… amazing growth rate of 143.83% in less than 15 years."

Jigawa State was created on August, 27, 1991 (having been carved out of Kano State). The 1991 census was held for three days in November 1991—three months after Jigawa State was created—according to C. Haub, writing in the journal Population Today1. The annual growth rate for Kano State, according to the Nigerian National Population Commission is 3.3%, which is very consistent with the national average. Thus, the arguments presented by the author of Just Thots By A Naijaman on the population growth rate of Kano State are inaccurate.

Analysis: What this Blogger Thinks

To begin with, it must be stated that this blogger has no expertise whatsoever in demography. Thus, what is presented here are logical arguments based on data available and known facts. First of all, the argument that lots of people left Lagos before the census seems quite credible. Estimates for the population of Lagos State range from between 10 million and 15 million—the United Nations put the year 2000 population of Lagos at 13.4 million. Thus, the census likely underestimated the population of Lagos, not deliberately, but because hundreds of thousands, and possibly a couple of million people left the city to their hometowns.

With regard to Kano State, it is nothing short of preposterous for people (both in the mainstream media and blogosphere) to argue that it is a sparsely populated state, without providing any evidence other than ethnic sentiments. Population estimates—both by the Nigerian government and National Geographic—have consistently shown that the Kano axis is the most densely populated in the North of the country. Despite the fact that the census figures reveal a similar absolute population value for both Kano and Lagos, Kano State is still much less densely populated than Lagos and some states in the South East of Nigeria.

In the figure below, the population density is plotted for each of the 36 states in Nigeria and the Federal Capital Territory (popularly called Abuja) based on the 2006 census data. Population density is defined as the number of people per square kilometer. This blogger chooses to call it 'population perception' because it is what one perceives the population of a given place to be when on the ground.

Population Perception 2006 Nigerian Census

Observe that Lagos dwarfs every other state, with almost 2700 people per square kilometer. States of the South East come next (Anambra and Imo States having almost 900 and 800 people per square kilometer, respectively). Kano State has a population density the same as that of Rivers State—470 people per square kilometer. And to no one's surprise, the states of the North of Nigeria have the least population density with just 42 people per square kilometer in Taraba State and 88 people per square kilometer in Kebbi State.

While some people (both in the mainstream media and the blogosphere) have argued that the North of Nigeria cannot be more populated than the South, few have bothered to rationalize the population perception figure. It confirms that the North is sparsely populated, but due to its larger land area, it has a higher absolute population figure. While I am not arguing that the census figures are immaculately correct, I dare to say that they cannot be dismissed as utter rubbish.

From a pictorial point of view, the images below show what population density (population perception) would look like for a select number of states using computer-generated aerial images of settlements. Each house represents 20 people, and each plane, a square kilometer. Observe how the population perception increases tremendously from Taraba State to Lagos State using this pictorial representation.

Population Perception 2006 Nigerian Census: CG Aerial Image

The so-called North makes up 79% of Nigeria's landmass, 21% being considered South. And according to the 2006 population figure, the North accounts for 53.6% of all people in Nigeria, while the South accounts for 46.4%. If one plays around with the figures, one sees that the census results reveal that, on average, for every 10 people found per square kilometer in the North, there would be 33 such people in the South.

Analysis: The 1991 Census

Like the 2006 Nigerian census, the 1991 census was also controversial. That time around though, the population of Nigeria was much smaller than expected—88.9 million. Yet, the population densities (or population perception) of the states tally quite well with the results obtained from the 2006 census, when a uniform national growth rate is taken into account. The Federal Capital Territory (Abuja) experienced the greatest growth rate of any state between 1991 and 2006—9.3% according to the Nigerian National Population Commission. This can largely be explained by mass migration. At the time of the 1991 census, Abuja was still a giant construction project, a month away from being declared the official capital of Nigeria.

Population Perception 1991 Nigerian Census

Note that six additional states were created between 1991 (after the census) and 2006: Ebonyi, carved out of Enugu; Bayelsa, from Rivers; Ekiti, from Ondo; Zamfara, from Sokoto; Nassarawa, from Plateau and Gombe from Bauchi. Thus, the 1991 and 2006 figures can't simply be compared directly.

Conclusion

According to the Nigerian National Population Commission, the country's population is growing at an annual rate of 3.2%. The mainstream Nigerian media and the blogosphere have either largely overlooked this (save for a statement from the Nigerian president telling people that high population growth rates are detrimental to economic growth), or some have been so busy settling never-ending ethnic scores that they fail to see the disastrous consequence of such a growth rate.

All societies and nation states need to maintain a certain population growth rate (or at least keep their current population figures stable). In parts of Western Europe and in Japan, populations are (unfortunately) shrinking. Places like Germany and Italy will have noticeably fewer people half a century from now. In much of Africa though, population figures are rising.

While a growing population assures the older generation of the presence of young people to look after them and meet their needs, truth be told that Nigeria cannot afford a growth rate of 3.2% per annum. It is simply too high!

The blog Demography Matters puts this in clear perspective when it states that this shows:

"...clearly what an important problem continuing high fertility is. It is far from clear what is going to happen to Nigeria during the next few years, but one thing is sure, it won't be serious economic growth and development, however good the policy mix that is deployed (and the political instability that is almost inevitable makes good policy hard to expect). The preponderance of children will ensure that."

While Nigerians argue over whether Kano State does have more residents than Lagos State, they miss a vital and key issue: exceedingly high population growth, which literally wipes off the effect of any form of economic development. This is something all Nigerians need to think about and if the government is really serious about making life better for most people, it must fight not just corruption, but this unsustainable and potentially disastrous growth rate.

The shift from agrarian to manufacturing and service based societies should compel people (especially those in cities) to have fewer children. Agrarian societies of the past were largely dependent on the availability of manual labor. Thus, people needed to have as many kids as possible. Not in cities or towns of today, where people keep having lots of children, a large number of whom they cannot care for. At the current annual growth rate of 3.2%, Nigeria's population would double to 280 million in just 22 years time!

1 C. Haub, Nigerian Census Surprises Experts, Population Today, Volume 20, Issue 6, June 1992, Page 3.